Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you become one just like your old dear papa.

I wish for some fun in the hay.

I think you ate it yesterday, it gave you all the burps.

I wish for a big, nice ax.

Granted, you get a large ox delivered to your house.

I wish for a hearing aid I can't quite make out what you are saying.

All right, you'll get a hairy maid even if I have to get it from Turkey.

I wish for a big basket filled with little baskets.

Granted, you get a basket case.

I wish for an oven cooked turkey.

Granted. It is really hot in Turkey this year.

I wish I had a box of bad puns.

Granted you've got a box of bad plums.

I wish for some carrots to chew.

Granted, you get some parrots drinking the morning dew.

I wish for a serenade.

I wish for a bunch of flowers to eat.

Granted. But they are poisonous!

I wish I lived in the 1960's.

Granted, you lived in the 60's and died in the 70's.

I wish to gallop around the field.

Granted. It's muddy, and you end up covered in mud.

I wish I had a longer weekend.

Granted, but then you must have a longer week.

I wish for my presentation to go well tomorrow.

Granted, but the people that you needed to impress didn't show up.

I wish that I had a longer weekend and a shorter week.

Granted, you are unemployed.

I wish a gallant knight (with a beard) would sweep me off my feet and gallop away with me into the sunset.

Granted. Here's Prince Charming:


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I wish for a knightess (Yes, it's a word!) to come and save me .