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26 Sep 2012, 9:41 pm

...which fall onto me and i get looks for being a cross-dresser. But here the bigotry is so high here that i get attacked and in my self defense, i punch the attacker and he falls on the person below.



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26 Sep 2012, 9:58 pm

Oh, he's already a bit battered looking. I can punch him around some more and blame all his injuries on ghoti and the bad fall, so that I don't get in trouble. Bullies irritate me, so I'm happy to teach this one a lesson. In the process, I knock one of his teeth out, which falls on the person below me.


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26 Sep 2012, 11:18 pm

I give the tooth to the tooth fairy in exchange for a loonie, which I then drop on the person below me



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27 Sep 2012, 12:20 pm

Since I don't exactly know what a loonie is, I ignore it and keep flossing my teeth. Then I drop the used floss onto...


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27 Sep 2012, 8:32 pm

I ignore the used floss and let it drop past me onto the person below me, because I'm too busy getting a picture of a loonie for Mindsigh.

Here it is:
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(loonie is what we call a $1 coin here in Canada, because of the picture of a loon on it)



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28 Sep 2012, 12:14 am

I use the floss to tie a loonie like a string, but it falls but the floss string gets stuck so ut doesn't fall all the way onto the person below.



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28 Sep 2012, 11:40 am

So I'm jumping up and down to try to get the dangling coin, even though it's Canadian and I don't know if it'll work in the vending machines here, but my shoes are slightly too big and one falls off onto the next poster...


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28 Sep 2012, 7:58 pm

I know the coin will work in vending machines here, so I throw the shoe at the dangling coin in order to knock it loose. I succeed, and catch the coin while the shoe falls onto the person below me.



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29 Sep 2012, 4:23 pm

Slightly too big? You must be joking! This thing is huge! I hide under it for shelter from the rain. Then some old woman comes up to me and buys it off me to make a house for herself and what appears to be a legion of kids. One of the kids is making mud pies and drops one onto the poster below.


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29 Sep 2012, 11:16 pm

Yuck, it lands on my shirt. I try taking it off so i can wash it but the mud gets all over and causes me to drop the dirty shirt onto the person below.



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30 Sep 2012, 9:10 pm

I puke on the shirt and quickly drop it to the person below me.


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01 Oct 2012, 12:30 am

Sets the dirty shirt ablaze, but the ashes drop to the person below.



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01 Oct 2012, 12:43 am

Take a shower, the water goes down to the person below.


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02 Oct 2012, 5:18 pm

I put up an umbrella. But I drop the directions to the new bakery when I try to hold the handle while a gust of wind passes through. The paper drifts down to the poster below me.


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02 Oct 2012, 6:58 pm

Taking the paper, I am excited to discover that a new bakery has opened, and rush over to it in order to buy some delicious food. However, while walking home with the food, I trip over a golf club that was lying in the middle of the sidewalk.

No, I don't drop the food, but I angrily pick up the golf club and hurl it away. It smashes into a window, causing it to break and sending shards of glass onto the lady that was walking by under it. In her hurry to get out of the way, she drops her purse, and both it and the shards of glass fall onto the person below me.



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03 Oct 2012, 4:53 pm

I use the money in the purse to pay for my stitches in the emergency room.

Then I go to the store with what's left of the money to buy some beer, but since my hand is all cut up from shards of glass, I'm clumsy and drop a bottle on the poster below me.


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