23 Mar 2007, 8:17 pm
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
Gilb wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
Awww..... hugs and waves at Raph
the next person will cheer me up with a joke
the next person will cheer me up with a joke
Archimedes, Pascal, and Newton are playing
hide-and-seek.
Archimedes covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal looks around and hides behind a bush.
Newton grabs a stick and scrapes a one meter by one
meter square in the
dirt and stands in it. Otherwise he does not hide
at all.
Archimedes opens his eyes and looks around. Of
course, he immediately
sees Newton and calls "I see Newton"
Newton calmly says "But hang on, one Newton in a
square meter is a Pascal!"
the next person will throw a tomato at someone in CAN for me
that was funny.the next person tells another joke...
Top 10 Ways To Get Thrown Out Of Chemistry
10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.
9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
8. Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "KKK."
7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."
6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"
5. Deny the existence of chemicals.
4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.
3. Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.
2. Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid
1. Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.
the next person is a girl who found my jokes very funny
23 Mar 2007, 8:23 pm
23 Mar 2007, 8:53 pm
Yes.
Loves MM. 
23 Mar 2007, 8:55 pm
23 Mar 2007, 8:58 pm
*silence*
I "moon" the next person. 
-SpaceCase
23 Mar 2007, 9:02 pm
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24 Mar 2007, 7:29 am
Nahh... ya cant scare a dead man 
the next person becomes a dead person too
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