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10 Nov 2007, 6:40 pm

I think O and 0 should always remain interchangeable. Screw being technical!

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10 Nov 2007, 6:48 pm

Goodbye i said on arriving
This is my penultimate reply
was my final warning

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10 Nov 2007, 6:54 pm

Eating nickels is a good way to get essential minerals in your body.

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10 Nov 2007, 8:08 pm

if i had a nickel for every time someone said that i could afford a boob-job

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11 Nov 2007, 6:18 pm

Anubis wrote:

Smoke

Don't look out for cars when you're crossing the road

Sniff glue

Eat poo

Don't wear a seatbelt in the car

Don't use contraception

Don't cook food, eat it right out of the freezer

Go for walks on train tracks

Swim in deep water and canals

Never shower or take a bath

Stand close to your microwave, puncture a hole in the door

Always make racist slurs in public

Make as many enemies as possible

Actually, look out for cars when crossing the road, because one of those people might want to give you a ride!

Don't sniff it! How can you tell if it's poison that way? Eat it; it's the only way to find out!

Don't eat poo! Make someone else sample it to see if it's poison!

Actually, wear a seatbelt, especially if you're going over a creaky bridge over water, and make sure your little kids are strapped into their carseat very well, and the carseat is strapped in very securely. If you can't get the kid free, that means the kid is secured well!

Actually, you should use contraception, especially when you're stressed and depressed, which is actually what's causing the acne you take it for.

No, cook the food. You nevrr know what bacteria is in that ice cream. Everything should be cooked to kill all bacteria!

Don't walk on train tracks! Security might make you get off them! Walk on the ridge poles on roofs; if it's your own private property nobody can do anything about it!

Don't swim in shallow water! It's not deep enough to swim in! Actually, don't swim at all. Forget that swimming exists. It's a silly, risky thing to do!

Actually, bathing is good for relaxation. Mud baths are good. Fill the tub with mud if you don't like water.

Actually, don't puncture a hole in the microwave door! The way you tell if your food is ready is when you see and smell smoke or hear an explosion.

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11 Nov 2007, 7:09 pm

I am shocked and appalled that these regulations exist.

I will now proceed to eat food off the pavement.

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11 Nov 2007, 7:12 pm

When you learn to juggle,start with chainsaws.

The best way to eat ice-cream is boiling hot,through a straw.

You can wear under-pants 4 times before washing them:
-frontways
-backwards
-inside out front
-inside out backwards

Save oxygen-hold your breath :!:

:lol:

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11 Nov 2007, 7:28 pm

There is only one way to guarantee longevity- once a week, drink dilute bleach and then run around like a maniac.

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11 Nov 2007, 9:07 pm

I drank some of this glowing liquid and now I have to wear glasses. I've always wanted to wear glasses and look cool!

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11 Nov 2007, 9:16 pm

I just want someone to love

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11 Nov 2007, 10:03 pm

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Okay I'm bored now

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11 Nov 2007, 10:04 pm

MORPHBALL ACQUIRED

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11 Nov 2007, 11:35 pm

The Milky way kid
Only eats whats wrigley
But snakes are prickly

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11 Nov 2007, 11:41 pm

OMG! Twinkie!

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11 Nov 2007, 11:59 pm

Alex isn't a queefgulping b***h whore.

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12 Nov 2007, 12:03 am

Whoever yells the loudest must be right!

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