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18 Dec 2020, 8:10 pm

"Glug!" Whispered the water as it ran down the plughole.


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18 Dec 2020, 8:36 pm

Haha said the biscuit as it dived back into the tea!


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18 Dec 2020, 8:44 pm

:D

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Wait for me said the soap as the water went down the plughole.

:D :D :D


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18 Dec 2020, 9:27 pm

What is wrong with my gloves? Asked the man with shoes on his hands.


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18 Dec 2020, 9:50 pm

Hi said the radiator as it warmed up.


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18 Dec 2020, 9:55 pm

"FOOD!" exclaimed the trashcan as it gobbled up some rubbish!


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18 Dec 2020, 9:55 pm

lol mg.

"These chips taste like plastic" said the lady as she walked out of the cassino.


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18 Dec 2020, 10:40 pm

I could start a story about the amazing adventures of... "Flush the magic toilet", but that joke went down the pan.


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18 Dec 2020, 10:51 pm

But I don't like mustard said the mouse as it watched the lady prepare some food.


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18 Dec 2020, 10:58 pm

"pile on the road" said the old cab horse.



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19 Dec 2020, 12:15 pm

It’s not the cough that carry’s you off , it’s the coffin they carry you off in .


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19 Dec 2020, 12:51 pm

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It’s not the cough that carry’s you off , it’s the coffin they carry you off in .


I don't want to be in a coffin as it is too claustrophobic and I won't be able to breathe.


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19 Dec 2020, 12:52 pm

The Guy Who Sent a Hiring Manager a Box With a Shoe in It to “Get a Foot in the Door”


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19 Dec 2020, 12:56 pm

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The Guy Who Sent a Hiring Manager a Box With a Shoe in It to “Get a Foot in the Door”

Did it work?


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19 Dec 2020, 12:57 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
Jakki wrote:
It’s not the cough that carry’s you off , it’s the coffin they carry you off in .


I don't want to be in a coffin as it is too claustrophobic and I won't be able to breathe.


And heaven help you if you had sprouts shortly before getting in.



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19 Dec 2020, 1:03 pm

maycontainthunder wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
Jakki wrote:
It’s not the cough that carry’s you off , it’s the coffin they carry you off in .


I don't want to be in a coffin as it is too claustrophobic and I won't be able to breathe.


And heaven help you if you had sprouts shortly before getting in.


I think I will need to be buried on top of the grave so I won't feel claustrophobic. That would be better for me.


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