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17 Sep 2007, 6:11 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

Can you liberate Wichita Falls whenever you have a chance?

Tim

As a commie, I have to perfer this target to Chavez. . .

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17 Sep 2007, 6:11 am

Commie mutant traitor, in our midst!

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17 Sep 2007, 6:15 am

Mutant?

Mutants follow the gods of Chaos. Abhor the mutant, the heretic, and the xenos.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:18 am

Id be Emperor. Anubis would still have to make the tea.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:19 am

yvaN_ehT_nioJ wrote:

Mutant?

Mutants follow the gods of Chaos. Abhor the mutant, the heretic, and the xenos.

Who is your best friend, citizen?

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17 Sep 2007, 6:43 am

calandale wrote:

Commie mutant traitor, in our midst!

Whoa. . . horses, my friend, horses.

Are you calling me a traitor to commies, or a traitor to mutants? Because I can defend myself on both counts.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:47 am

Jainaday wrote:

calandale wrote:

Commie mutant traitor, in our midst!

Whoa. . . horses, my friend, horses.

Are you calling me a traitor to commies, or a traitor to mutants? Because I can defend myself on both counts.

The computer is your friend.
The computer wants you to
report to the nearest liquidation
center.

Thank you, citizen.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:11 am

calandale wrote:

Jainaday wrote:

calandale wrote:

Commie mutant traitor, in our midst!

Whoa. . . horses, my friend, horses.

Are you calling me a traitor to commies, or a traitor to mutants? Because I can defend myself on both counts.

The computer is your friend.
The computer wants you to
report to the nearest liquidation
center.

Thank you, citizen.

You want to be without a nuclear weapons designer?

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17 Sep 2007, 7:12 am

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You want to be without a nuclear weapons designer?

The computer knows best, citizen.
Don't presume that your clone
won't know everything that you do.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:14 am

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Don't presume that your clone
won't know everything that you do.

Lemme see, experiential and existential gap, telomeric degeneration....

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17 Sep 2007, 7:17 am

Quatermass wrote:

calandale wrote:

Don't presume that your clone
won't know everything that you do.

Lemme see, experiential and existential gap, telomeric degeneration....

Citizen...where did you learn those words?

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17 Sep 2007, 7:19 am

*sighs*

ah well. . . I'm an anarcho-communist, anywho, doesn't go so well with nuclear weapons design at any rate. Plus, who wants to spend the requisite ten years designing centrifuges, anyway?

Better to die on your feet than live on your knees, as they say.

And you'll have to catch me first. . .

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17 Sep 2007, 7:19 am

calandale wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

calandale wrote:

Don't presume that your clone
won't know everything that you do.

Lemme see, experiential and existential gap, telomeric degeneration....

Citizen...where did you learn those words?

A combination of biological terminology and Doctor Who technobabble. But it makes sense. Because:

1. Clones have a experiential gap no matter what. It's not like you can just cram data in. Not only that, but is the clone the person, or just a divergent copy?

2. Telomeric degeneration is mild BS, but old cells have a problem with telomeres. That, and DNA errors hasten the death of clones (witness Dolly).

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17 Sep 2007, 7:39 am

Jainaday wrote:

Better to die on your feet than live on your knees, as they say.

Kinda depends on who your in front of.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:40 am

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Citizen, your obvious skills have been recognized.

Report to the food vats at once
for duty.

No, sir. Sod off, sir. Get your own technobabble expert, sir.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:42 am

calandale wrote:

Jainaday wrote:

Better to die on your feet than live on your knees, as they say.

Kinda depends on who your in front of.

Wow. . . just. . . wow.

The Spanish Republican Revolution will never be the same to me again.

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