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28 May 2009, 1:56 pm

Nowadays, autism is caused by having common sense.


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28 May 2009, 2:01 pm

Thatmew wrote:
Nowadays, autism is caused by having common sense.

Uncommon sense, perhaps. :wink:


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28 May 2009, 10:28 pm

Autism is sent by Sai-tan, to test our faith.



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29 May 2009, 4:05 am

Caused by excess earwax....


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29 May 2009, 4:51 am

Autism is caused by lack of sunshine. 8)


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29 May 2009, 2:12 pm

Autism is caused by the government... it was an inside job!

GOVERNMENT SPONSORED SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS! :x


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29 May 2009, 8:10 pm

Autism is caused by the person next to you.


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29 May 2009, 8:17 pm

Autism was caused by the Superflu/Captain Trips. It killed most of the populace, and left all the survivors autistic. *Nods sagely*


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29 May 2009, 8:34 pm

Autism is caused by a lack of regular orgasms, and self pleasure does not count. So alert to all people on the spectrum, please find as many asies/auties/HFAzies etc as you can, and go at it like rabbits.



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29 May 2009, 9:05 pm

Henriksson wrote:
Autism is caused by a joy of watching this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8&feature=related[/youtube]


Darn it, Henriksson, why did you have to post that? Now you've made me autistic. I was perfectly normal before I watched it. Sob...


Autism is caused by cell phones.

Autism is caused by micro wave ovens.

Autism is caused by neutrinos bombarding the Earth.

Autism is caused by weird children being born.

Autism is caused by them. Oh sorry, that was paranoia...



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30 May 2009, 11:32 pm

Autism is caused by the Crimson King. Oh discordia!


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01 Jun 2009, 8:44 am

Autism is caused by masturbation.


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01 Jun 2009, 11:06 pm

Autism is caused by the person who posts next! 8O

Everybody grab a baseball bat and as soon as they post,

Get'em!

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01 Jun 2009, 11:08 pm

Maditude wrote:
Autism is caused by masturbation.


What isn't?



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01 Jun 2009, 11:09 pm

syzygyish wrote:
Autism is caused by the person who posts next! 8O

Everybody grab a baseball bat and as soon as they post,

Get'em!

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Eep!



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01 Jun 2009, 11:10 pm

Henriksson wrote:
Autism is caused by a joy of watching this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8&feature=related[/youtube]


I've wondered why that song is so popular again.

Incidentally, I used to have Mario Paint for the SNES when I was a teenager.