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09 Apr 2019, 1:22 pm

If you drop an item into molten lava, make sure you retrieve it very quickly.


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09 Apr 2019, 7:58 pm

molten lava goes well on toast, in fact it makes its own.



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09 Apr 2019, 8:00 pm

auntblabby wrote:
molten lava goes well on toast, in fact it makes its own.

lol.



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10 Apr 2019, 9:41 pm

Don't drink any water, ever.



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10 Apr 2019, 9:55 pm

drink 8 glasses of heavy water each day.



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10 Apr 2019, 10:23 pm

In order to show you care about your neighbor, hug and kiss every person you meet in a day.


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11 Apr 2019, 11:44 am

Vote to remain in a self fulfilling prophecy to lose our land of our fathers to hated bigots of fake superiority and class issues, or Vote to leave without a divorce bill that may further trade negotiations.



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12 Apr 2019, 2:04 am

Conquering one's fears requires one to face them. If you're afraid of heights try rock climbing El Capitan without rope to get over it.


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12 Apr 2019, 6:58 pm

use a blow torch to give yourself a haircut.



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12 Apr 2019, 7:20 pm

Playing guitar at 3 in the morning is a great idea if you have roommates.



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12 Apr 2019, 8:39 pm

Feral animals will sense your sincerity if you try to pet them and refrain from attacking you.



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12 Apr 2019, 9:23 pm

Canada geese love to be teased. Tease them all you want!



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12 Apr 2019, 9:40 pm

If someone is abusive, enough love and submission will change them!



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12 Apr 2019, 10:03 pm

Show up to work naked to demonstrate to your co-workers you aren't embarrassed by anything.


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14 Apr 2019, 12:22 pm

When your laptop gets overheated, douse is in water to cool it down.


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14 Apr 2019, 8:10 pm

Tell your wife who hates spiders about the ginormous one you killed before she got home.


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