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Granted, there are no shirts - or clothes, whatsoever. And it's about to blizzard and there's no central heating or electricity.


I wish for some sleeping pills.

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Granted. Here are some, don't mind the skull and crossed bones it's just a logo

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I wish for everything I desire!

Granted. You become enlightened and desire nothing.

I wish that everybody in the world would do something silly to amuse me.

Granted. After 24 hours of sillyness, you get sick and tired from all the silly stuff.

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I wish we had the men forum back.

Granted, but the rest of the site folds.

I wish I had a pet penguin.

Granted, but he elopes with your wife.

I wish I had my nose back on.

Granted, but the eloping penguin steals your nose as a disguise and went on to star in a Wallace and Grommet film.

I wish for a pet snail instead.

Well, granted, but s/he tries to mate with you.

I wish for a donkey named Gigi.

Granted, but he tries to... (Oh God, somebody please remove this image from my mind! )

I wish to have my brain scrubbed with bleach.

Granted, but Gigi still remained engraved in your cerebellum.

I wish to have a Gigi's name.

Granted, you are now known as Giddy Up.

I wish for something nice to eat.

Yes, but that food explodes upon being served on your plate.

I wish to meet the Runaways.

Granted, you find yourself on the runway... just as a 747 plane lands... Ouch!

I wish the penguin would return Booyakasha's nose.

Granted, but it turns out Penguin lost that particular nose and stole yours for compensation.

Granted, but he brought back the giraffe's nose.

I wish that life isn't such a perpetual struggle to find one's nose.

Granted. Now that the struggle is gone, your life is empty.

I wish the main character dies in the end of "The Giver". MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! !! !! !! !! !! !!