Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you are arrested for the murder.

I wish for a banana milkshake.

Granted, but the banana milkshake also has spiders in it, and the banana is plastic.

I wish that people would stop getting mad at me.

Granted, they now calmly pull a gun on you.

I wish Booyakasha would stop borrowing my angle-grinder to trim her fingernails.

Granted, they now calmly pull a gun on you.

I wish Booyakasha would stop borrowing my angle-grinder to trim her fingernails.

Granted, but I use your chainsaw instead.

I wish TallyMan would post three times the same post.

Granted, but he gets kicked off for posting too much

I wish I could do a cartwheel without any repercussions.

Granted:







I wish for a new chainsaw, my old one is blunt!

@ TallyMan I don't understand the image....it is just 2 pieces of wood interlaced. ????

Granted. The new chainsaw goes awry and chops you up to pieces.

I wish that I was funny.

Granted, but now you can't do anything without making people laugh.

I wish I had a balloon

Granted, but the balloon pops in your face. (you had to see that coming)

I wish my parents would stop bugging me about my computer addiction.

Granted. They start using the computer so much that they no longer have time to complain about you; however, you are now worried about their computer addiction.

I wish that the neighbor's dog would lose its voice.

Granted, but now it will evolve some other mechanism that will be WORSE than its voice.

I wish I wasn't so alone (I just put that for the sake of experimentation).

Granted. You now have an endless line of salespeople wanting to talk to you.

I wish you made a wish.

Granted. That creates a temporal paradox that destroys the universe.

I wish I had a temporal paradox undoer.

Granted, but it can only undo things one time and there's not another one, so come another paradox, you're screwed!