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chrissyrun
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26 Apr 2011, 7:13 pm

Granted. People have wishes, but then feel that they are below consideration, but they are still wished nonetheless.

I Have an idea that everyone may aspire to have a hope. That hope may be a liking, an itch, a desire, a thirst, a want, or a prayer.....but nobody can have a....a.....(Will).(In).(Scary).(House).

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27 Apr 2011, 9:25 am

I'm not sure what you're wishing for, so I will just put you in a scary house, and hope it's what you wanted.

I wish that I had no email to answer.

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27 Apr 2011, 1:56 pm

Granted, your internet connection fails.

I wish for a fish smoothy.

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27 Apr 2011, 2:44 pm

Granted, but the fish you drink are tainted with some deadly bacteria

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27 Apr 2011, 4:18 pm

No wish wish so a purple giraffe wearing a tuxedo and carrying candy aunts coming to your house for your 50th reunion is granted.

I wish, well, I wish.

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27 Apr 2011, 4:20 pm

Granted. You wished you dream where you stand in your underpants before the entire school is real... and here you go!

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I wish the world was flat

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27 Apr 2011, 4:21 pm

Granted, a well appears in your front room, take care not to trip and fall into it. Oops too late.

I wish to leave WP now and have a good nights sleep.

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27 Apr 2011, 4:54 pm

Granted, but you dream all night about trolls and spam.

I wish the water would stay hot the whole time while I'm taking a shower.

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27 Apr 2011, 5:07 pm

Granted, the water is too hot when you start your shower, but you can'r change it because you want it to stay hot. It burns you to death.

I wish to push a button.

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27 Apr 2011, 6:13 pm

Granted. You are now locked in an elevator, and have plenty of buttons to push.

I wish that I had a scanner in my office.

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27 Apr 2011, 6:26 pm

Granted, but the only people who work for you are all bart-simpson-act-alikes...translation...you only get photocopies of their butt.

I wish for the number 327.4

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27 Apr 2011, 10:45 pm

Granted. You are selected for the Olympic cat herding team, and assigned the uniform number 327.4.

I wish that ceiling cat would visit me.

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27 Apr 2011, 10:54 pm

Granted, you are now an internet meme on icanhazcheezburger.com, however, you can never leave that site.

I wish that my left toe was as big as my right toe.

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28 Apr 2011, 12:47 am

Granted. Your toes are now all six inches long.

I wish that I had the world's best hamburger.

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28 Apr 2011, 1:24 am

Granted, the hamburger is made out of humans and it is delicious....congratulations....you are now a cannibal.

I wish for a whirl.

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28 Apr 2011, 1:33 am

Granted, you are now riding on a tilt-a-whirl amusement park ride, and you can never get off.

I wish that people would behave more rationally.

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