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28 Apr 2011, 9:08 am

Granted they are now robots with emotion, HAL anyone?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukeHdiszZmE[/youtube]

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28 Apr 2011, 11:36 am

Hello Wallordes I feel very enthusiastic about the mission and look forward to looking after you while you are in cryogenic sleep.

I wish I was David Bowman.



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28 Apr 2011, 2:31 pm

I'm sorry, Dave, I can't grant that wish.

I wish I had a monolith.


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28 Apr 2011, 2:53 pm

Granted. But a certain monkey slams you on the head with a stick and breaks your skull.

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I wish I had a spaceship with which I can travel the stars!


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28 Apr 2011, 3:02 pm

Granted. Everything is going swell until a meteor crashes into your ship and then you can never control the ship again.

I wish I could fly.



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28 Apr 2011, 3:07 pm

Granted, didn't you smell that gas before you turned on the light switch?

I wish for some bagpipes to play.



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28 Apr 2011, 3:14 pm

Granted. You start playing the bagpipes and are attacked by a horde of mad bagpipe haters.

I wish that I had a profound revelation.


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28 Apr 2011, 3:49 pm

Granted, your door is about to be knocked by a dozen Jehovah's Witnesses.

I wish I had a French maid. :P



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28 Apr 2011, 5:20 pm

Granted. She brushes your hat, give you some French fries, eats some French toast, plays with your French poodle, and leaves.

I wish that I had a life-sized Darth Vader statue.


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28 Apr 2011, 6:56 pm

Granted! Everyone thinks you are on a respirator!

I wish for the student government of my school, except for about half-a-dozen folks,
to not act like elitist hipster jerks!


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29 Apr 2011, 12:05 am

Granted. They now act like elitist goth jerks.

I wish that I had a life-sized statue of the Jolly Green Giant.


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29 Apr 2011, 12:15 am

Granted (and this is for the simpson's fans), you can now throw papers into it's mouth and tell it what to do. Unfortunately (and not like the episode) someone sabotages it and gives your giant the command to eat you. You are now trapped. Have fun! :thumright:

I wish for the only thing I can't wish for.



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29 Apr 2011, 3:49 am

Granted, you now have a pet elephant. :P

I wish for more rain.



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29 Apr 2011, 4:13 am

Granted. It rains for days and days and days and floods everything.

I wish that I had a pizza with all the toppings.


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29 Apr 2011, 4:43 am

Granted. There are so many toppings that it can't take the height and falls over. Your pizza and toppings are covered in dirt.

I wish dinosaurs were back for good.



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29 Apr 2011, 6:06 am

Granted, they become the dominant species and keep you in a zoo as an example of the now largely extinct human race.

I wish someone would deposit a zillion dollars in my bank account.