Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Granted. A gangster is using your bank account to launder money. You will be arrested as soon as you try to spend it.

I wish that boring people wouldn't talk to me.

(That could easily be a thread killer! )

Granted, nobody ever talks to you again.

I wish something exciting would happen today.

Granted. You set your hat on fire.

I wish that I had a strawberry short cake.

Granted, you get a strawberry cake but it is very short, only 1 mm long in fact.

I wish for a milkshake.

Granted, I shaked your milk.

I wish that all men wear beards and are formidably scruffy.

Granted:



I wish pets didn't need a poop a scoop!

Granted, now they're scooping a pop instead.

I wish that time could go in any direction.

detnarG

hguoht drawrof tnew ti hsiw I

G
r
a
n
t
e
d

t
h
o
u
g
h

s
o
m
e
t
h
i
n
g

w
e
n
t

w
r
o
n
g


I wish for a quick removal of all my memories

Granted. Erm... Hello... Nice to meet you!

I wish for absolute power to corrupt with

Granted. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, so your wish is absolutely corrupted, so you get some fish.

I wish I had a fried egg.

Granted, but a pity it fell sunny side down on the carpet. Soft yolk too.

I wish for a good nights sleep and to be raring to go tomorrow morning.

Granted. You are sedated by Michael Jackson's personal doctor.

I wish that I had a cone of silence for my office.

Granted, your employees overpower you and trap you in the cone of silence every day.

I wish for a dish that tastes quite delish, and it doesn't have fish, fitting my niche.

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish my geography class to be shorter than 4 hours!

Granted. It is now three hours and fifty-nine minutes.

I wish to do well on my finals.