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06 May 2011, 3:28 pm

Granted but it is all in 1 cent coins

I wish for another series of 'the wire'.



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06 May 2011, 4:57 pm

Granted. It has a completely new cast, new writers, and a new premise.

I wish that the rain would stop when I have to drive.


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06 May 2011, 11:19 pm

Granted, when you have to drive the rain stops and the hail starts.

I wish my face would shave itself.



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07 May 2011, 12:29 am

Granted. You have a permanent case of razor burn.

I wish that I had a large bowl of the best chili in the world.


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07 May 2011, 2:48 am

Granted, but now you're sentenced to a week of vacations on the loo.

I wish the Saturday mornings weren't so heavy. :tired:



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07 May 2011, 3:54 am

Granted, they are now light as a feather and blow away.

I wish for a new hat.


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07 May 2011, 4:54 am

Granted. Here you go!
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It's stuck to your head... forever!

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I wish for some fresh bread buns.


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07 May 2011, 5:30 am

Granted but TallyMan ate it.

I wish for a grandeur wedding between Tallyman and Moog. :D



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07 May 2011, 5:33 am

Granted, (oh bugger!) but you are the priest!

I wish for a divorce!


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07 May 2011, 5:35 am

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pom pom-pom-pom, pom pom-pom.

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I wish for a spiffy coat.


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07 May 2011, 5:51 am

Granted. It is a coat of paint.

I wish for a cold drink.


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07 May 2011, 8:07 am

Granted, a high flying airliner drops a large semi-frozen quantity of "blue-water" on top of you.

I wish the toilets on airliners were not so small.


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07 May 2011, 8:51 am

Granted, but now the seats are even smaller.

I wish that airplanes had more entertainment options.


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07 May 2011, 9:06 am

Granted, to make the flights more entertaining the pilots fly loop the loops and upside down and do rollercoaster dives at the ground.

I wish for a glass of chilled coconut milk.


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07 May 2011, 9:15 am

Granted. Here is a chilled coconut and a glass, but you have to open the coconut wirh your bare hands.

I wish for a glass of watermelon juice.


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07 May 2011, 11:22 am

Granted. Better eat the glass quickly since it will melt very quickly!
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I wish for the Salvation Army to do my biddings :twisted:.


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