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07 May 2011, 11:39 am

and done but it's made w/ old crappy food that is lacking in taste and nutrition

i want the joy of knowing what i want


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07 May 2011, 11:59 am

Granted. You want nothing or then what CockneyRebel wants, enjoy your Kinks :wink:.

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I wish for the rabble to love their ruler.


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07 May 2011, 2:06 pm

Granted. You are the rabble, and I am your ruler.

I wish for a dish of steamed fish.


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07 May 2011, 9:00 pm

Granted. You get a dish of live, angry ("steamed") fish.

I wish mermaids were real.


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07 May 2011, 10:30 pm

Granted. They look a lot like manatees wearing wigs.

I wish that Monday was a holiday.


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08 May 2011, 10:10 am

happy new monday...too bad it's still monday

i wish i had a monkey!


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08 May 2011, 12:57 pm

Granted, but you really must stop spanking it, that is very cruel!

Where is my diary?


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08 May 2011, 4:59 pm

Sold to the highest bidder.

I wish I had a giant kiwi fruit to scare people with.


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08 May 2011, 5:34 pm

Granted. I scares people of but eats you.

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I wish for social neighbours.


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08 May 2011, 9:17 pm

Granted. They kidnap you and force you to play charades.

I wish I had some banana bread.


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09 May 2011, 1:34 am

Granted. Since it bread of my baking it will eat you instead!

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I wish my ear infection would disappear :?.


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09 May 2011, 3:18 am

Granted. Your ears disappear.

I wish that I had a breadfruit army.


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09 May 2011, 8:35 am

Granted. Although they desert en-masse to join ranks in my bread army.

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I wish for a tree that grows breads.


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09 May 2011, 5:56 pm

Granted, but the bread is all stale and moldy by the time it is ripe.

I wish for a blue moon.


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09 May 2011, 9:48 pm

Granted. Somebody spray paints their buttocks blue and moons you.

I wish to at least pass all my final exams, if not do well on them.


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09 May 2011, 11:03 pm

You do very well at the exams but someone plants reference books in your bag and your disquallified for cheating

i wish my friend that is NT didnt just look at my screen!! !