Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Your friend is now an enemy, and your enemy just looked at your screen.

I wish that I had a round tuit.

Granted. You are ambush by the secret services for counterfitting, wooden nickels are a no-no.

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I wish for a real women

*Wish denied due to improper use of plurals (a real woman, not women)*

I wish for a lap dance from a sexy male stripper.

Granted. He does a tap dance on your lap.

I wish for a moment of silence.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I wish Gromit had time to play this evening.

Granted. Gromit has a headache and doesn't want to 'play' with you tonight.

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I wish my garden maintains itself.

Granted, your garden of nettles and thistles looks after itself quite nicely.

I wish for something exciting to happen to me.

Granted. You wake-up in a grave somewhere in Mexico with a speakerbox telling you that someone named Jigsaw want to play a game with you.

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I wish for less cheese and more toast.

Granted. You wake up in a pile of toast somewhere in the American South, with a speakerbox telling you that someone named Paula Dean wants to play a game with you.

I wish for the world.

Granted. You're given planet Uranus.

I wish for a trip to New Zealand.

granted it rains all the time that you are there and the airline loses all your luggage and your hotel room gets broken into and anything that wasnt lost gets stolen including your return tickets

i wish i was listerning to the class teacher instead of 'surfing' wrong planet

Granted. You were listening to the teacher, but you were so bored that you fell asleep and missed the class anyway.

I wish that my car was cleaner.

Granted. It was being cleaned out by a professional car cleaner, but they also stole your wallet that you left in the back.

I wish that completely immersive virtual reality technology existed.

Granted. It is so immersive that you get robbed by a virtual mugger and put in a virtual hospital, and it all feels real.

I wish that I had a jumbo chili dog.

Granted. Although it's not where you where planning to put it, thank God for the oily outside .

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I wish for a new mobile phone.