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11 May 2011, 11:48 am

Granted. It is so mobile that you can't catch it.

I wish for a giant killer frog.


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11 May 2011, 11:53 am

Granted. It was so gigantic, it leapt on top of you and killed you.

I wish for a death wish.



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11 May 2011, 3:21 pm

Granted, Guess who is knocking on your door?
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I wish for a giant swimming pool in my backyard


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11 May 2011, 3:56 pm

Granted, here you are... I'm throwing you in a few crumbs at a time...

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I wish for a big lawn mower.


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11 May 2011, 4:10 pm

Granted. The Lawnmower Man piledrives one on top of you.

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11 May 2011, 5:11 pm

Granted, but you are so tired, because you can never sleep.

I wish for some sanity in my life.


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11 May 2011, 5:22 pm

Granted. You become very religious, lost your mind like the rest of the religion you are in thus making you like them. Sane is a relative term :wink:.

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I wish for an uncorrupted wish.


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11 May 2011, 6:32 pm

granted your only uncorrupted wish is that you wish for adult diapers

i wish for final fantasy 13



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11 May 2011, 10:36 pm

Granted. You have: Final Fantasy VI + Final Fantasy VII = Final Fantasy XIII.

I wish for a baked potato with everything on it.


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12 May 2011, 3:34 am

Granted, It's baked and has everything a potato could give on it.
Bon appetit! :chef:
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I wish for politics to be more scientific.


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12 May 2011, 5:12 am

granted every word out of every politicians mouth is individually evaluated scientifically and the process is slowed down that much by the time the analysis comes back 69 years have passed and the results are irrelevant

i wish analogue TV wasn't being phased out for stupid digital



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12 May 2011, 6:45 am

Granted, you find yourself beamed back to the 1970s and stuck with 3 channels of rubbish.

I wish for a computer with a three metre wide screen.


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12 May 2011, 12:30 pm

Granted. It is 1 cm high, though.

I wish for justice.


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12 May 2011, 1:02 pm

Granted. ...and Justice For all!

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12 May 2011, 2:11 pm

Granted, but your cure failed and happened to cost you in millions.

I wish I didn't have a can of Pepsi~



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12 May 2011, 2:27 pm

Granted. You now have a keg of Ispep! The cheap (and questionable) alternative!

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