Corrupt A Wish

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12 May 2011, 2:45 pm

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Granted. You now have a keg of Ispep! The cheap (and questionable) alternative!

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I wish I could control everything

Wish granted, but now God is angry and took away your powers

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(By the way, I'm wishing for the opposite, I love Pepsi, haha

. Looks like my wishes really do come true

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I wish I couldn't fly in the sky, because I hate flying

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12 May 2011, 2:46 pm

Granted, you get a universal controller unit. Hmmmmm. Now where did you leave it? It isn't down the back of the sofa.

I wish for a glass of water. (what could possibly go wrong with that!)

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12 May 2011, 2:51 pm

Wish granted, but it's sea water!

I wish... That the current wish I am making won't be able to be corrupted, because by corrupting it you'll be breaking a sweet, innocent boys wish, and by doing so, your wish will be corrupted in the end. Also, corrupting my wish will make a very sad boy~

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12 May 2011, 3:07 pm

Granted, since you never defined your wish it can never be corrupted but can be corrupt by itself. You are now a Peking Duck! The boy goes OM NOM NOM on you :lol:

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I wish for a pristine and fully functioning catamaran

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12 May 2011, 4:54 pm

Granted, it is yours, you just need to collect it... somewhere adrift in the middle of the Atlantic ocean.

I wish to go to sleep now and have a good nights rest.

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12 May 2011, 10:23 pm

Granted. Rest well. Tomorrow will be the worst day of your life.

I wish for a funnel cake.

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12 May 2011, 10:39 pm

Granted. Your cake was pushed through a funnel that was coated with auto oil from its previous use.

I wish for a perfect wish.

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13 May 2011, 1:00 am

Wish request denied. Perfection is relative.

I wish to feel emotionally better in the morning.

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13 May 2011, 3:45 am

Granted. You feel wonderful emotionally. Unfortunately, you feel terrible physically.

I wish for a little peace and quiet.

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13 May 2011, 4:16 am

Granted, you do the following and end up the same as the guy.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZJkF7i7NsA[/youtube]

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I wish for magical powers.

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13 May 2011, 12:51 pm

Granted. You can magically offend people without saying a word.

I wish for a pineapple upside-down cake.

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13 May 2011, 3:30 pm

Granted. Delivery will be coming in hour.

I wish for all of you cats to come over my house and hang out.

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13 May 2011, 3:33 pm

LeoMass wrote:

Granted. Delivery will be coming in hour.

I wish for all of you cats to come over my house and hang out.

Wish granted, though there appears to be a EgyptianCat that scared all the others away :twisted:

I wish for nothing

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13 May 2011, 3:40 pm

Granted. You get send to The Eternal Abyss!

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I wish for wishes to be wishfully wished.

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14 May 2011, 9:28 am

Granted, your wishfully wished wish washes wishy washily wasting wistfulness wantonly.

I wish for a sexy bra.

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14 May 2011, 12:00 pm

Granted. Its owner slaps you and takes it back.

I wish for a note from my doctor.

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