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14 May 2011, 1:07 pm

Granted, it is an apology. It says "I'm very sorry to tell you this, but you have only ten years to live. Please accept my sincere apologies for not telling you this ten years ago."

I wish for a Harley Davidson.


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14 May 2011, 5:42 pm

Granted. You recieve a guy named Harley Davidson, he doesn't like you.

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I wish for some shovels.


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14 May 2011, 7:25 pm

Granted, but you only receive shovels specifically designed for cleaning up cat feces.

I wish Buffalax hadn't been banned from Youtube.


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15 May 2011, 3:05 am

Granted, but everyone else gets banned instead.javascript:emoticon('8)')
I wish for a Nintendo DSI not a 3DS in case they cause seziures.



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15 May 2011, 3:31 am

Granted. You get a DSI, but they find that the DSI makes you blind.

I wish for a sudden flash of insight.


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15 May 2011, 5:27 am

BaM! ~- aaand it's gone.

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I wish for a second earth.


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15 May 2011, 8:59 am

Granted, someone throws two piles of earth at you.

I wish to harvest some Swiss chard now and prepare the evening meal. :chef:


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15 May 2011, 9:02 am

Granted, you prepare a perfectly cooked Swiss ch... Oh wait, nevermind. Someone ate it :twisted:

I wish I could have a hug from a real person right now~♥



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15 May 2011, 11:38 am

Granted, the incredible hulk is going to give you a hug.

I wish I could find the power button on this brush.


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15 May 2011, 12:15 pm

Granted. even though your toothbrush doesn't have on you push something that looks like a button and get electrocuted.

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I wish for my depressions to disappear


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15 May 2011, 1:00 pm

Granted. You disappear.

I wish for an off button for people.


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15 May 2011, 1:13 pm

Granted. You have a off button on your buns.


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15 May 2011, 1:17 pm

As no wish was asked for your random wish to swim with a shark has been granted.

I wish for a pet catfish.


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15 May 2011, 2:48 pm

Here it is. How big is your tank?
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I wish to talk to the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.


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15 May 2011, 2:56 pm

Granted, take one of these first...

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I wish to be productive tomorrow.


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16 May 2011, 3:46 am

Granted. That will be the last productive day of the rest of your life.

I wish that I had a big red balloon.


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