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16 May 2011, 4:29 am

Wish granted, but it was so big, the military had to come in and destroy it! :bounce:

TallyMan wrote:

Granted, the incredible hulk is going to give you a hug.

I wish I could find the power button on this brush.

Oh my goodness! The hulk! Wait, are my bones broken or did he give me a friendly hug? If friendly, yay

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I wish I wasn't confused with my emotions right now~♥

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16 May 2011, 5:37 am

Granted. You no longer have emotions.

I wish to have a flea circus.

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16 May 2011, 5:55 am

Wish granted, the delivery came with a flea circus! And untrained fleas .

I wish for something to eat, so hungry~♥

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16 May 2011, 8:09 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anz4Q2lzNvA[/youtube]

Bon appétit.

I wish to take a trip to the Amazon Rainforest.

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16 May 2011, 12:27 pm

Granted. You are sent to the deepest, darkest part of the Amazon rainforests. I hope that you are good at living off the land, because you are a long way from everything.

I wish that I had a better flashlight.

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16 May 2011, 12:30 pm

Granted, it is built using a Japanese nuclear reactor. The light is very powerful. It is a bit on the heavy side to carry around. Also take extreme care not to splash it with water!

I wish for my own wind turbine to generate electricity.

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16 May 2011, 12:42 pm

Granted, you have a mini wind turbine that generates enough power to light one tiny light.

I wish that I was still asleep.

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16 May 2011, 12:48 pm

Granted. You're in such a deep sleep that only the kiss of a handsome prince can awaken you.

I wish to befriend some cute little talking mice like in the fairy tales.

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16 May 2011, 5:32 pm

Granted. They are cute and talking, and utterly evil.

I wish that I had a pet rock.

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16 May 2011, 6:34 pm

granted it pees on your rug

i wish i was listerning to safety dance

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17 May 2011, 2:27 pm

Granted, you are listening to a safety dance while you fall through a window that had been carelessly left open on the tenth floor of the building hosting the dancing lesson. :scratch:

I wish for a giant marshmallow.

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17 May 2011, 2:29 pm

Granted. The Sta-Puff marshmallow man comes to visit you.

I wish I had a gold bar.

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17 May 2011, 2:33 pm

Granted, you are locked in a bank vault for fifty years.

I wish for a pint of real English beer.

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17 May 2011, 2:46 pm

Granted. It's mixed with a gallon of real English water.

I wish for a squid pizza.

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17 May 2011, 2:54 pm

Granted, you get a Quid pizza (slang term for £1) but at that price it is just a base with no topping.

I wish for a slice of cheese on toast.

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17 May 2011, 11:51 pm

Granted. It is cottage cheese on French toast.

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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