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18 May 2011, 1:06 am

Granted, but all that's available is moldy bread that expired three months ago. Do you still want a sandwich?

I wish for more followers on Twitter.


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18 May 2011, 1:11 am

Granted, you gain lots of followers after being kidnapped by the Taliban.

I wish for a ton of free cat food.


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18 May 2011, 1:15 am

Granted, but only under the condition that you eat it.

I wish to see all the wonders of the world.


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18 May 2011, 3:19 am

Granted, but some wonders no loger exist, so you fade away.

I wish for a custard pie.


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18 May 2011, 5:33 am

Granted. It has grind-up mouse in it, your favourite :lol:.

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I wish for Tallyman to cut of his hair in the picture.


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18 May 2011, 5:47 am

Granted. The hair is put in your bread dough.

I wish ... I wish ... snore ....


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18 May 2011, 11:34 am

Granted, you have insomnia.

I wish I really did have as much hair as the person in my avatar!


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18 May 2011, 11:40 pm

Granted. The person is really bald, and is wearing a wig. Now, so are you.

I wish for a properly-cooked lobster.


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19 May 2011, 1:59 am

It is cooked but also is a zombie and it wants human brains.

I wish for total darkness when I watch tv.



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19 May 2011, 2:30 am

Granted. But your wish backfires on you in an ironic way.

I wish for a cute puppy.



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19 May 2011, 2:35 am

The puppy is cute but only in your eyes. To everyone else it is a human eating monster.

I wish Colin Mochrie could have hair if he wanted.



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19 May 2011, 3:03 am

Granted, but he does not want hair.

I wish for some vanilla pudding.


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19 May 2011, 5:19 am

Granted but it tastes like chocolate.

I wish for some parachute pants.



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19 May 2011, 6:21 am

Granted. There are irremovable razor blades inside covered in poison.

I wish I had a burrito.


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19 May 2011, 6:24 am

Granted but the burrito swallows you whole.

I wish for peace on earth.



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19 May 2011, 10:44 am

Granted. You live in a Orwell's dystopia of 1984. WAR = PEACE sound familiar. :lol:

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I wish for a tree


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