Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, a carelessly inhaled pine tree seed is growing nicely inside your lungs.

I wish for some fireworks.

Granted.
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I wish for some geisha's.

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I wish I had my own credit card.

Granted, but the first time you use it the store assistant gets an alert and cuts it in two.

I wish for a flying broom.

Granted, but you must first kill the wicked witch.

I wish Wrongplanet had more emoticons.

Granted.

I wish for a fish milkshake. (I keep having an urge for fish since getting this new body. )

Um granted, if you pass me some cheese and baguette and chives.

I wish for my studies to do themselves by themselves.

Granted, but you score an F grade for Latin.

I wish to have another good day tomorrow immersed in French conversation.

Granted. You are buried up to your neck in French novels, and injected with drugs.

I wish for a mediocre day.

The wish was corrupted and instead of mediocre you wished for mediorgre and the orge destroyed you.

I wish for x ray vision.

Granted; you are now blind to the "visible spectrum" and can only see when in the local hospital's Radiology Department. And even then you can only see shadows of bones.

I wish for world dominion (mwa ha ha ha!)

Granted. You are in charge of the world for 10 seconds, until you are overthrown.

I wish that everybody would have a good day.

Granted; they have one and only one... ever.

I wish that sleepyness could be converted into energy at will

Granted, but your will is taken away.

I wish my troubles were all gone.

Granted; you went with them.

I wish for a genie in a bottle.

Granted. He is an evil genie and he makes you grant his wishes.

I wish I had a cake.