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20 May 2011, 2:50 am

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Granted; you are now blind to the "visible spectrum" and can only see when in the local hospital's Radiology Department. And even then you can only see shadows of bones.

I wish for world dominion (mwa ha ha ha!)


I just have to say John that was most excellent.



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20 May 2011, 2:51 am

thanks! :D



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20 May 2011, 2:55 am

The cake has a little person inside it which gnaws on your leg until its gone.

I wish John could have a million dollars.



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20 May 2011, 5:12 am

Granted, but he owes two million dollars in taxes.

I wish that I could play the piano.


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20 May 2011, 5:14 am

You can but any piano you play doesnt play because its keys are broken.

I wish for dreams.



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20 May 2011, 5:52 am

Granted. Your nightmares come true.

I wish I had more money.


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20 May 2011, 5:54 am

Granted but its buried deep in the ground.

I wish for more wishes.



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20 May 2011, 6:00 am

Granted, but they are all corrupted.

I wish for a bright new day.


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20 May 2011, 6:27 am

Granted but its in Alaska where its always light.

I wish for rocks that dont break.



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20 May 2011, 2:48 pm

Granted. You have a pile of unbreakable rocks blocking your front door.

I wish for a silver lining.


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20 May 2011, 2:49 pm

Granted, you get gall stones, which transform into huge unbreakable rocks.

I wish for a fashionable tie.


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20 May 2011, 2:58 pm

Granted. It is in fashion in 1950.

I wish for a tuba.


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20 May 2011, 2:59 pm

Sorry, i can only grant you 15 years old oboe.

I wish for a never-ending weekend



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20 May 2011, 3:00 pm

Granted, but it shrank in the wash. Image

I wish I could play a musical instrument.


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20 May 2011, 5:24 pm

Granted. You can play bird calls on the nose flute.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.


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20 May 2011, 5:25 pm

Granted but it is the wish you least wanted.

I wish for a toy train.