Corrupt A Wish

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Granted; a train transporting toys is headed straight for you.

I wish I lived in an air-conditioned bubble.

Granted. It's air conditioned. Unfortunately, all the air is recycled, so you run out of oxygen.

I wish that I had a flying horse.

Granted but it rides you.

I wish for an anaconda.

Granted, but you must constantly be on the alert that it may try to eat you.

I wish I had an aquarium full of pretty fish.

Granted. You have pretty piranha in your bathtub.

As no wish was specified, you get a random wish. Granted, your shark wrestling competition takes place tomorrow.

I wish for something to help me sleep.

Granted. A giant hits you on the head with a club.

I wish for a mushroom omelet.

Granted, I'm just picking the mushrooms for you now...



I wish for a glass of milk.

Granted. You have a cow in your bedroom and a glass. You can get some fresh milk yourself.

I wish that I had lunch.

Granted, but I don't envy you for that food poisoning you're going to have later tonight.

I wish to be more fashionable.

Granted but its the fashion of the amish.

I wish for rice krispee treats.

Granted; since a massive wave of rice krispee treat hat fever has gripped the world of amish fashion, rice krispee treats are in desperately short supply and a mob gathers outside your door demanding that you be punished for hoarding them.

I wish for the fountain of youth.

Granted but you will always end up in the womb.

I wish for thunder.

Granted, but you are hit by lightning.

I guess my turn. I wish for grass that didnt make my nose run.