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10 Jun 2011, 10:54 am

Granted. He now lets down his guard, and all hell breaks loose. :P

I wish for an easy solution to environmental issues.



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10 Jun 2011, 2:18 pm

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for a universal way to lose weight for all who wish to lose weight.


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10 Jun 2011, 2:34 pm

Granted, but the depressingly obvious solution involves living on celery, soy yoghurt and Weight Watchers chicken curry.

I wish for a statue of me to be placed in the centre of Norwich.



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10 Jun 2011, 2:50 pm

Granted. It shows you opening your coat and revealing yourself...

I wish I was Duke Nukem.



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10 Jun 2011, 9:53 pm

Granted. But all of your actions are controlled by a 14 year old.

I wish I had a '69 Camaro in mint condition, with one previous owner, less than 50'000 miles, nothing wrong with my license, and somewhere to drive fast unhindered.



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11 Jun 2011, 10:37 am

Granted, but everybody's going to be asking you for a ride in your brand new car now.

I wish for a new dinglehopper with which to comb my hair.


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11 Jun 2011, 10:53 am

Granted, but all your hair falls out the first time you use it.

I wish for an ice cream; what could possibly go wrong with such a simple wish?


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11 Jun 2011, 11:18 am

granted. everything you touch turns into ice cream. yummy luke warm Goat ice cream(google it. its real)



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11 Jun 2011, 12:39 pm

Granted, you are now the real life Crocodile Dundee.

I wish for a shady tree to sit under.


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11 Jun 2011, 12:53 pm

Granted. It is alive and won't stop trying to make conversation with you.

I wish I got a rock in my Trick-or-treat bag.



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11 Jun 2011, 12:55 pm

Granted, you get a one ton granite boulder in your bag.

I wish to rock! Image


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11 Jun 2011, 12:57 pm

Granted, you're now another petrified ammonite.

I wish I saw the last dinosaur.



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11 Jun 2011, 1:00 pm

Granted, she lives downstairs. :wink:

I wish I could ride a horse.


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11 Jun 2011, 1:01 pm

Granted, but that apple is messing with your sense for balance.

I wish there were dragons flying in the sky.



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11 Jun 2011, 1:04 pm

Granted, but when I said "don't look up" I really meant it. I never knew dragons had such big poos.

I wish for to put Booyakasha in a car wash to clean her up. :P


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11 Jun 2011, 1:10 pm

Granted, but a savour-from-car wash-to-clean-her-up saves her in last minute. :P

I wish that TallyMan's apple is removed and planted in the garden.