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Granted without corruption - I'm glad to be rid of it!

I wish never to see another apple ever again!

granted, until the first apple tree in autumn.

I wish that TallyMan regains his love for judicious apples.

Granted, I get an iPad.

I wish Booyakasha gets a good spanking for her naughtiness.

Granted, but she escaped in the last minute, again.

I wish there were more Catalan to Franglish translators.

Grantuled, Ce'set pr.obl gnuble. vert.

I wish for a new movie on the TV later.

Granted, but it was canceled in the last minute and substituted for Terminatrix.

I wish I could sleep away the exam season.

Granted, but you score an F.

I wish for a pint of English beer.

Sorry, all they had was French.

I wish for a quiet day in the wilderness where no one is mowing at 8.30 PM!

Granted, they start mowing at midnight now.

I wish people wouldn't complain when I mowed the lawn at 8:30 am!

Granted, but you can't complain when they mow the lawn at 3:00 A.M.

I wish for more time on the weekends.

Granted, you get one more minute. Don't waste it!

I wish I had an "easy button". (from Staples commercials)

Granted, but it had accidentally been wired to the same frequency as the presidents nuke deployment case and you trigger world war 3.

I wish for a dog that didn't fart so much.

Granted, now you have a horse that farts.

I wish I had more tomato seedlings.

Granted, I'll put some in the post to you, £100 each!

I wish there were no garden pests.

(Thank you, you're so rich when you can give away such expensive seedlings. )

Granted, now there are basement pests.

I wish for a week of no studying at all.

Granted, your other computer breaks down and your pens dry up and all your pencils are blunt!

I wish for a week full of surprises.