Corrupt A Wish

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Ok you meet someone named dax. It is the next door neighbor whos a 99 year old woman.

I wish for a ton of jelly beans.

Granted. They come to you in the form of a jelly bean avalanche, and you end up rather dead.

I wish for a three-course meal at a five-star restaurant.

Granted. The bill is $1000. Hope you brought your wallet.

I wish for a gold brick.

Granted. It lands in your teeth.

I wish for a canal in my back garden.

Granted. You fall into the canal and never leave.

I wish for an idea.

Granted, but the only idea that can spring to mind is redesigning the cat.

I wish for a life of luxury.

Granted, but you are eternally lonely in your wealth.

I wish for a pet.

Granted. You get an extremely hostile and anti-social cat.

I wish to be part of your world.

Granted. You must run and spend all day in the sun.

I wish to wish a wish uncorrupted.

Granted, you wished for nothing and got exactly that.

I wish I were truly free.

Granted. You are free for the taking, and you get taken.

I wish for a clever catch phrase.

Granted, you are so clever that everyone uses you all the time.

I wish my parents would stop being angry about me being on the computer.

Granted. Now they are angry when you leave the computer.

I wish for a moment of perfect happiness.

Granted, the rest of your life will be pure torture.

I wish for an up for every down and a smile for every frown......

Granted, but if you were already happy at least 51% of the time, your life just got worse.

I wish I could form my own country.

Granted. Due to poor leadership, though, your citizens overthrow you in a violent revolution.

I wish I were a year older.