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17 Dec 2009, 5:15 am

as a starving student once played chess against a hammer-toed estonian for an end of black bread, a roasted spatch cock, and a pint of warm spiced wine.


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17 Dec 2009, 5:16 am

Was around when the first PC computer was introduced.


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17 Dec 2009, 3:07 pm

has been around since 1917 and still looks good for her age...



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17 Dec 2009, 3:52 pm

Is the first successful cross between an eagle and a native American.


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17 Dec 2009, 4:03 pm

Thanks Tallyman and now one for you goes like this, had his eyelids burned from playing around with a chemistry lab and now has to keep his eyes closed to reduce the pain and unpleasantness..



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17 Dec 2009, 4:09 pm

Very close to the truth - I used to do some very dangerous stuff when I was a kid with in my home chemistry lab. BOOOM!

Must have known me when I was young :?


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17 Dec 2009, 4:18 pm

Was well known for doing basically everything with his eyes closed :P Thats how he also became famous....


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17 Dec 2009, 4:24 pm

Can make his skin change colour on command.


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17 Dec 2009, 4:36 pm

Is looking for the next big role in another wonderful film sequel of Austin Powers where she can be seen wearing those psychodelic colored clohing and all..



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17 Dec 2009, 4:48 pm

Has learnt and now is addicted to the wild lifestyle since we accidently left him in the desert.


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17 Dec 2009, 4:56 pm

Is Picasso's love child!


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17 Dec 2009, 5:41 pm

Is Gandhi's lovechild.


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17 Dec 2009, 6:07 pm

Is austin powers love child.


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18 Dec 2009, 3:44 am

Is holding the worlds first watercolour art exhibition... underwater.


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18 Dec 2009, 5:57 am

Can pee with his eyes closed.


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18 Dec 2009, 6:26 am

Commits character assassination continuously!
You can tell by her last post because there are no b's, f's, g's, j's, k's, m's,
q's, r's, u's, v's, w's, x's, y's or zees!

They're all missing from her keyboard because she unscrewed them out and ate them!
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oh noes!
Shes an unscrewed keyboard character cannibal!
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