Corrupt A Wish

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Granted but a year older than being born is 1 so you are the age of 1.

I wish for their to be no more drought.

Granted. Here comes the flood and the unicorns miss the boat again....

I wish every would would hail to the king baby!

Granted, the baby is king and the country gets overtaken?

I wish people were who they seemed to be.

Granted you are now a grimm and can see fairy tale characters.

I wish I could see dead people.

Granted, you are now a dead person hanging out with all the other dead people. Have fun

I wish my cousin would get better after falling through a skylight,

Granted. He gets well, all healed thwn Tosh comes and offers him a web redeption. He from an airplane and crashes throw 5 skylights.(who built that building?)

I wish The dragons did not miss the ark.

Granted, but then they were around to eat Jesus. How do you feel now?

I wish I were more sympathetic toward Jesus.

Wish granted. No corruption. You become mormon.

I wish everyone understood...including me.

Granted, but we're all in comas now due to information overload.

I wish I wasn't afraid to sing.

Granted, but your singing causes yours and other people's eardrums to be irreparably damaged.

I wish I could hang out with polar bears for a few days.

Granted, you go to see the polar bears at the zoo. You trip and fall into the pit and are hanging upside down apove the water for amfew hours before then invite you for dinner.


I wish ninjas and pirates where friends with the robots.

Granted. They all band together and take over the world. And you can't join them because you would have had to sign up to be a ninja or pirate two years ago.

I wish everything I touched turned into skittles.

Granted. Read the story about king Midas. That is your fate.

I wish I had the courage.

Granted. You have the courage to venture out into space and into the point of no return (The black hole).

I wish my ipod would start working again.

Granted. Your ipod will start working again, but it will never stop, it will continually play music with no end.

I wish my siblings would not bug me.

Granted. Instead, they act like you don't even exist.

I wish this crab would stop singing to me. It was cute at first, but now it's just gotten annoying.