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Granted. The crab has stopped singing, and now you have a duck singing for you and he's much more annoying then the crab.

I wish for the powers of superman.

Granted, but only while aboard Red Dwarf the starship.



I wish for global cooling.

Granted. The world freezes over and we have a 2nd ice age.

I wish the tv show supernanny stayed on the air.

Granted, but then you appear on the TV show for your "bad" behaviour.

I wish I could burp whenever I wanted without any repercussions.

Granted, you are in the vacuum of space - quite voluminous in fact - where nobody can hear you burp.



I wish for the planet Venus to be terraformed and made habitable.

Granted, but the man that did the terraforming was named Your Mom and the planet was renamed "Your Mom" and no one wants to live on, around or even think about your mom!


I wish 1/100 of the 1990s anime was my real life.

Granted, and now you live with portable fighting animals who compete in tournaments, like rooster fighting.



I wish that more people liked cartoons such as Roughnecks the Starship Troopers Chronicles.

Granted and So many people like it its banned. Thanks a lot for showing me such a great show and getting it banned!

I wish My posts become famus.

Granted; your bedposts become part of a famous archaeological find in 3031AD.

I wish I could pay money for brief flashes of social insight.

Granted but use use the money to see my bed posts which is odd seeing as I have no bed posts...


I wish for no more nts

Granted; we all get sick of each other so we isolate ourselves and the human race dies out.

I wish for cancer to get cancer and die of itself.

Wish granted, but cancer that kills cancer can only be more cancerous. You'll catch it in 20 years.

I wish for a blue sky.

I forgot my wish....

Erm....I wish for world peace. (if somebody references Serenity, I'll be very pleased)

doulbr granted. The sky turns into blue. no light enters and no heat leaves you doomed us all. No poeple, animals no nothing..So world peace!

I wish evething bad that can happen on my trip will!

Ok if you say so. Granted. You're car runs out of gas on a major highway. There is no gas station for miles so you decide to hitch a ride. Unfortunatly you get knocked out inside the car by the stranger and his two henchmen. You wake up in a city broke ,with amneisa, poor hygiene, and you have nowhere to stay for the night, so you decide to sleep on the sidewalk with just a bunch of old newspapers. That's what I can think of so far

I wish to start a new religion.