Corrupt A Wish

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cyanosity
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19 Jun 2011, 6:18 pm

You really think you can pull that off? Okay...

Your trip goes completely awry in every way possible. But just when you think it couldn't get any worse, Jesus beams you up to Heaven in honor of the "delayed" Rapture. He welcomes you, and leaves you to wander aimlessly in a world of white, fluffy clouds, white robes, harp music, hymns, and annoying little angels who serenade you everywhere. There are no animals to be seen, since apparently animals don't go to heaven. Also, God refuses to answer any of your big questions, as they are strictly confidential.

Dantac
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19 Jun 2011, 11:44 pm

PHISHA51 wrote:

I wish to start a new religion.

Granted. As the Messiah of the religion you get brutally murdered early on.

I wish university was cheap ><

CosmicRuss
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20 Jun 2011, 11:58 am

Granted.
All university degrees become ten-a-penny and anyone can buy them on FleaBay with digital delivery of your certificates included for $0.49 - bargain !

I wish summer would heat up - I am feeling quite cold.

cyanosity
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20 Jun 2011, 2:20 pm

Wish granted. Global warming accelerates, and all of the polar bears die.

Yensid
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21 Jun 2011, 11:58 pm

No wish, so you get a random wish. You are now on a melting ice floe with a starving polar bear.

I wish for a perfect pair of shoes.

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PHISHA51
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22 Jun 2011, 1:39 pm

Granted. You get a perfect pair of clown shoes and they go with the outfit as well.

I wish my friends would understand me.

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mynameisledzeppelin
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23 Jun 2011, 3:00 am

Granted, now they know just how to manipulate you.

I wish I had more courage.

thewrll
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23 Jun 2011, 3:43 am

You do but you now have to find it on the yellow brick road.

I wish I could play metal music.

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mesona
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Joined: 29 May 2010
Age: 37
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24 Jun 2011, 11:20 pm

Granted. I there is nothing I can do to mae this wish worse then granting it...

I wish I was magic.

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mynameisledzeppelin
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25 Jun 2011, 1:15 am

Granted, but you can only do stage magic, but real.

I wish I had a never-ending bag of Reese's Pieces.

edgezz
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Joined: 16 May 2011
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25 Jun 2011, 1:51 am

Done...but everyone that meets you loves Reese's Pieces and they all want to talk to you and relate to you as well as eat a bunch of your Reese's Pieces.

Me...I want to be invisible.

PHISHA51
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25 Jun 2011, 6:56 am

Granted. You stay invisible forever making the world believe that you no longer exists.

I wish I could go back to the future.

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mesona
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25 Jun 2011, 12:14 pm

Granted. Seeing as your wish is to "go back" to the future means you already have been to the future how-ever I missed hear back to the future as back fracture.

I wish my brothers dog was smaller so when it trys to break my legs it would fail.

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Simonono
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25 Jun 2011, 12:37 pm

Granted. It is so small that one day you somehow unavoidably step on the dog *splat* ...and then your family disowns you.

I wish I had an incinerator in my bedroom wall so I could burn any evidence.

MyDogSasha
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25 Jun 2011, 3:34 pm

it burns down your room?

I wish i ruled the world!! !! !! !! ! :twisted:

mynameisledzeppelin
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26 Jun 2011, 1:04 am

Granted! But that obviously won't end well, an assassination or a bloody coup or some such.

I wish I had an eidetic memory.

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