Corrupt A Wish

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*Types in 'eidetic' into Google to find out what it means*

Granted. To fit all this extra memory into your brain, your head grows huge and you fall over and are unable to get back up.

I wish Canadians really did have beady eyes and flapping heads like they do on South Park.

Ok you are dead since you cant breathe in space.

I wish I could breathe in space.

Granted, but you just suffocated because now you can only breath in space, and you're not there.

I wish I had an income.

You do though it's in ruppies.

I wish for more lays potato chips.

Granted, there are cockroaches in them, blame the FDA.

I wish for no bugs in the world.

Granted but now there is no more honey.

I wish for no more starvation.

Granted, more people start dying of obesity.

I wish I could.

Granted What?

I wish for no more coffee smell.

Granted...no corruption advised.

I wish to be.

Granted(thanks to who ever granted my wish to grant this one) You are a bee! but you wished for no bugs so you wished not to be! (anyone else see the shakespeare?)

I wish no men worked at the airports.

Granted, there are no more airports.

I wish there were no women at the airports.

Granted, because of you...and the women know, and all come over to your house to beat you up.

I wish this wasn't a sexist world.

Granted. there are airports!

I wish I was off the TV....

Granted now get off of my tv.

I wish this was a sexist world.

Granted. Now everyone fights about everything, there is no love and harmony, and the world goes into cacophony.

I wish thewrll would stop being sexist.