Corrupt A Wish

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Granted but now I become more perverted.

I wish daffodils weren't poisonous.

Granted, but all the other flowers become poisonous. (Where did you come up with that idea? *incredulous glance*

I wish today was opposite day!

Granted but it's the opposite of weird. So yes it's a normal day.

I wish the world was more weird.

Granted. It is so weird that you cannot recognize it anymore.

I wish for peace.

Granted but you are the only peaceful one.

I wish for more ideas.

(I came up with that idea from Fudo posting an interesting fact about daffodils being poisonous.

Greanted. welcome to world peas.

I wish you two would stop granting each others wishes...the world is scary enough!

Granted but now you have to grant my wishes word for word.

I wish for no broken bones.

Granted...you get a broken heart.

I wish that words were not words.

(Really? )

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Granted now granted is in numbers.

I wish for black hair.

[7 18 1 14 20 5 4] [ 2 12 15 14 4] [ 2 5 3 15 13 5 19] [2 12 3 1 11]

I wish to not grant wishes in number.

Granted but that means words are back to being words.

I wish I could ride an elephant.

Granted. The elephant gives you a ride and then squashes you underneath it's foot.....:/

I wish that everyone understood.

Granted but now you can't understand anyone else.

I wish I was less sexy.

Granted. Except why are you wishing for something that happened the day you were born!

I wish I had the trophy in the last post thread.

Granted but it is still for only one post. Granted but you are now posting in a thread where you keep stealing the trophy from yourself.

I wish I owned a tank.