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04 Mar 2007, 8:39 pm

Anubis wrote:
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Stop daydreaming, my systems are far superior.


Were far superior. WERE being the key word. Being quantum matrix your systems were unstable and relatively easy to blow up. My analog systems are virtually virus proof because it's beyond the minds of most humanoids (even ascended humanoids) to understand. In fact, they were built by insectasoids. Analog systems are also quite rugged and unsuceceptable to being blown up.


I have analogue backup, and machinery to operate things manually if needs be.

My quantum matrix computers are protected by very powerful shielding, you'll have a hard time destroying them.

I WIN


Unfortunately for you I used gravatonic weaponry to bring your systems down. Gravatons only respond to relativistic shielding, which you don't have, and even if you did you couldn't power it for a millisecond with your weak ZPMs.



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04 Mar 2007, 8:45 pm

LOL!

My base planet has Hundreds of Trillions of super-ZPMs.

I use repulsive anti-gravitonic shielding/total annhilation barriers, which are both extremely powerful in their own rights.

Not only that, but my localised energy modules draw every bit of energy from any place in the universe of my choosing. My interdimensional gates mean that I can bypass my own shields. The only limitations are that you need a webgate in the dimensions and places in the universe in the first place, the amount of destinations is limited to the amount of gates I placed, which are cloaked under great secrecy.


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04 Mar 2007, 9:08 pm

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LOL!

My base planet has Hundreds of Trillions of super-ZPMs.


Allright, you can power the relativistic shielding for ONE SECOND. But you still don't have that tech and it is **THE ONLY** thing that can shield against my gravitonic weaponry.



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04 Mar 2007, 9:16 pm

ahayes wrote:
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LOL!

My base planet has Hundreds of Trillions of super-ZPMs.


Allright, you can power the relativistic shielding for ONE SECOND. But you still don't have that tech and it is **THE ONLY** thing that can shield against my gravitonic weaponry.


*Falls over laughing*

I have the technology for my own shielding, which CAN stop your weaponry. My power sources are unlimited. Heck, I could use a total everything annhilation wave on your whole fleet, but it would end up destroying the whole universe as well. What it does is rip space-time to pieces, along with everything in its path, including relativistic event horizons. Don't mess with that, unless you have a huge wormhole to channel it to another dimension or universe.


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04 Mar 2007, 9:27 pm

Anubis wrote:
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LOL!

My base planet has Hundreds of Trillions of super-ZPMs.


Allright, you can power the relativistic shielding for ONE SECOND. But you still don't have that tech and it is **THE ONLY** thing that can shield against my gravitonic weaponry.


*Falls over laughing*

I have the technology for my own shielding, which CAN stop your weaponry. My power sources are unlimited. Heck, I could use a total everything annhilation wave on your whole fleet, but it would end up destroying the whole universe as well. What it does is rip space-time to pieces, along with everything in its path, including relativistic event horizons. Don't mess with that, unless you have a huge wormhole to channel it to another dimension or universe.


Our cities are so well protected that they don't even exist in our normal dimension. And anything other than an artificially created even horizon composed of compound singularities isn't going to stop a gravitonic shock-wave, and the relativistic shielding might not do it either. BTW, our steal technology is WAY more advanced then yours by several orders of magnitude and we can easily detect your hidden stuff.



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04 Mar 2007, 9:38 pm

*falls over laughing again*


My anti-graviton shields can stop graviton waves, as can my total space-time annhilation shields.

Steal technology? LOL!

I'm seriously considering sending my second fleet to obliterate one of your planets, just to prove to the Celcians not to mess with me.

And man, that fleet is huge.


4 Titans (GIGANTIC capital ships as long as the Earth moon's diameter)
20 Super-dreadnoughts (Huge capital ships half the size of titans)
40 Dreadnoughts (1 third the size of a super-dreadnought)
150 Battlestars(Huge ships about half the size of dreadnoughts)
400 Battleships(Enormous ships 3 quarters of the size of battlestars)
200 Battlecruisers
600 Cruisers
400 Destroyers
1000 Gunships
10000 Fighter-Bombers
Plus tons of other support ships

I WIN!!


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04 Mar 2007, 9:52 pm

*Sits back and eats evil pie*


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04 Mar 2007, 9:57 pm

Anubis wrote:
*falls over laughing again*


My anti-graviton shields can stop graviton waves, as can my total space-time annhilation shields.

Steal technology? LOL!

I'm seriously considering sending my second fleet to obliterate one of your planets, just to prove to the Celcians not to mess with me.

And man, that fleet is huge.


4 Titans (GIGANTIC capital ships as long as the Earth moon's diameter)
20 Super-dreadnoughts (Huge capital ships half the size of titans)
40 Dreadnoughts (1 third the size of a super-dreadnought)
150 Battlestars(Huge ships about half the size of dreadnoughts)
400 Battleships(Enormous ships 3 quarters of the size of battlestars)
200 Battlecruisers
600 Cruisers
400 Destroyers
1000 Gunships
10000 Fighter-Bombers
Plus tons of other support ships

I WIN!!


NOTHING OTHER THAN RELATIVISTIC SHIELDING CAN STOP A GRAVITONIC CANNON BLAST ***NO EXCEPTION EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES***. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO HAVE "TOTAL ANNIHILATION SHIELDING"

I meant stealth technology.

The Celcian fleet, while not as big as yours, would laugh at your fleet and then open up a rip in space time that would cause a galaxy to suddenly expand from wherever your ships are ripping them to shreds at a sub atomic level.



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05 Mar 2007, 4:26 am

Yes, well, sorry to interrupt your battle guys, just popped by to say good morning and to see who's winning. Oh it's me! Happy day :D


........carry on....... :lol:



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05 Mar 2007, 4:27 am

Ooooh, 80 pages now!



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05 Mar 2007, 4:34 am

Alex could publish it as a book and make a fortune for WP :lol:



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05 Mar 2007, 4:35 am

Yes, then WP shall rule the world!



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05 Mar 2007, 5:05 am

RedMage wrote:
Yes, then WP shall rule the world!


It already does, but the world just hasn't realised it yet :)



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05 Mar 2007, 5:08 am

.... A man rides out onto the battle field, his armour gleaming in the dawnlight. His spear lifted high in hand and a shield draped across his back. The horse stops and he opens his visor, looks at Ahayes and Anubis and says...

"Awww crap, this is ALWAYS happening to me, its AGE OF EMPIRES all over again" 8O

He closes the visor, shrugs, and angling his spear and charges towards the vastly superior battlefleets...


(to everyone else, morning :D )


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05 Mar 2007, 5:30 am

KUPO!



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05 Mar 2007, 7:19 am

I'm back - couldn't resist it :D


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