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"He does not like them, Sam-I-Am. He doesn't like- He doesn't like green eggs and ham."

Chorus in Green Eggs and Ham.

Professor Dumbledore (Richard Harris): "It does not due to dwell on dreams, and forget to live."

"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

Wait a minute. I thought that phrase was in the first book? With the Mirror or Erised?

"Ideals are peaceful. History is violent."

Wardaddy in Fury.

Whoops----you're RIGHT! I was thinking about that room where Harry saw Professor Quirrell trying to figure-out how the mirror worked, was the Chamber of Secrets----I always do that----but, usually I check, FIRST!! SHEESH----I HATE when that happens!!

Harry: "Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?"

Diary (Tom Riddle / Voldemort): "Yes."

Harry: "Can you tell me?"

Diary: "No. ....but, I can show you."

"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

"Referee Owen Templeton made the biggest bonehead call in the history of football."

Reporter in Rat Race.

(Just like the Seahawks coach in the Super Bowl, right?)

"We're just going to the mall this time, right?"

Deadpool in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance.

"He paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear. And he DID hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low, then it started to grow."

The Narrator in the 1960's Animated Grinch.

Yay----I'm glad you put the ANIMATED "Grinch"! !

[enters his psychiatrist's office]
Melvin Udall: Hi.
[shuts the door, turns and yells]
Melvin Udall: HELP!
Dr. Green: If you want to see me, you will not do this. You will make an appointment.
Melvin Udall: Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder, and then act like I have some choice about barging in here?

"As Good as It Gets"

"You make me want to be a better man."

Melvin Udall in As Good as It Gets.

Dr. Evil: My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really.

"Austin Powers"

"We're not so different, you and I."

Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!
[Taggart finally finds a pen and paper]
Taggart: Could you repeat that, sir?

"Blazing Saddles"

"What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny'? 'Make yourself at home'? 'Marry my daughter'? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know. . . morons."

Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles.

[explaining why he became a drunk]
Jim: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around...and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

"Blazing Saddles"