Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.

Lie through your teeth

Page 75 of 94 [ 1497 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78 ... 94  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

DaWalker
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,837

21 Jul 2009, 10:45 pm

My 14.4k modem is running slow today - pretty soon I am going to upgrade to a high speed 28k



syzygyish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Feb 2007
Age: 57
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,086
Location: swimming in the air

21 Jul 2009, 10:54 pm

Now a chiquaqua is humping the Hippo!

I haven't seen this much action since I broke up a fight between two lesbians!


_________________
Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb


DaWalker
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,837

21 Jul 2009, 11:17 pm

I haven't had this much fun since I watched two lesbians share a chihuahua :lol:



syzygyish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Feb 2007
Age: 57
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,086
Location: swimming in the air

21 Jul 2009, 11:39 pm

I was lying about the two lesbians, it was two transvestite midgets! 8O

There was a happy ending. :D


_________________
Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb


DaWalker
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,837

21 Jul 2009, 11:44 pm

(The chihuahua thought so too) :lol:
((dog eat dog world)) :lol: :lol:

I am blushing
:oops: :oops:
:oops:



Strapples
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 17,861
Location: Chicago Area IL (FAR FROM AUTISM SPEAKS)

21 Jul 2009, 11:57 pm

i am gay


_________________
check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM


DaWalker
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,837

22 Jul 2009, 12:40 am

I bought a do it yourself gender re-assignment kit



syzygyish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Feb 2007
Age: 57
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,086
Location: swimming in the air

22 Jul 2009, 1:26 am

One of my favourite hobbies is chasing seagulls around and catching in my mouth the little
candies they drop.


_________________
Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb


DaWalker
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,837

22 Jul 2009, 1:46 am

I am a seagull...and that was real candy :twisted:



Squirsh
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 499

22 Jul 2009, 4:57 am

A scientist replaced my brain with a turnip to see if it would enable me to eat bananas without feeling sick.



DaWalker
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,837

22 Jul 2009, 5:04 am

I am testing out my zero gravity chamber and I hope I can pay the power bill



Strapples
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 17,861
Location: Chicago Area IL (FAR FROM AUTISM SPEAKS)

22 Jul 2009, 2:35 pm

DaWalker has no electricity


_________________
check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM


MONKEY
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,896
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)

22 Jul 2009, 2:59 pm

I actually live on the moon


_________________
What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


Squirsh
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 499

22 Jul 2009, 3:02 pm

I love the sound of motorcycle engines.



MrLoony
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Jun 2009
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,298
Location: Nevada (not Vegas)

22 Jul 2009, 3:38 pm

I am a cat, high on silvervine.


_________________
"Let reason be your only sovereign." ~Wizard's Sixth Rule
I'm working my way up to Attending Crazy Taoist. For now, just call me Dr. Crazy Taoist.


Strapples
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 17,861
Location: Chicago Area IL (FAR FROM AUTISM SPEAKS)

22 Jul 2009, 3:45 pm

i hate sticky hugs


_________________
check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM