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23 Dec 2007, 10:14 am

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*ahem* your wish Strapples?

I wish my Bird Pepper didn't have to die yesterday. :cry:


Granted! but he has to die tomorrow

i wish i could go to nasa and ride in the giant centrifuge thingy


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23 Dec 2007, 10:45 am

Granted but you are now 2D.

I wish I were dead.


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23 Dec 2007, 11:12 am

Granted, but how will you make your next wish?

I wish I could take a tour around the Kennedy Space Center and go inside it.



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23 Dec 2007, 11:16 am

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Granted, but how will you make your next wish?

I wish I could take a tour around the Kennedy Space Center and go inside it.


Granted! but you have to wait 6 months for the background checks to go through...

i wish i could invent headed powerchair seating systems and headrests :D


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23 Dec 2007, 11:46 am

Granted, you are now a corporate giant with lots of money.


I wish it was me and not my bird, that died.


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23 Dec 2007, 11:48 am

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, you are now a corporate giant with lots of money.


I wish it was me and not my bird, that died.


Granted! but your birds dance n your grave


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23 Dec 2007, 11:51 am

Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, you are now a corporate giant with lots of money.


I wish it was me and not my bird, that died.


Granted! but your birds dance n your grave


*Ahem* You forgot something... (so says the queen of the damned)


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23 Dec 2007, 11:57 am

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Strapples wrote:
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Granted, you are now a corporate giant with lots of money.


I wish it was me and not my bird, that died.


Granted! but your birds dance n your grave


*Ahem* You forgot something... (so says the queen of the damned)


I wish i could sleep for the next 3-4 weeks till my powerchair arrives


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23 Dec 2007, 11:58 am

Granted, but both your parents and physician believe you to be in a coma and you wake up in the hospital.


I want to die.


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23 Dec 2007, 12:05 pm

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Granted, but both your parents and physician believe you to be in a coma and you wake up in the hospital.


I want to die.


Granted! but you die very slowly and painlessly hooked up to a ventilator in a coma!

i wish it were 4 weeks from now


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23 Dec 2007, 12:10 pm

granted, but you must spend those 4 weeks in a jail until the time comes that 4 weeks is over


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23 Dec 2007, 12:11 pm

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granted, but you must spend those 4 weeks in a jail until the time comes that 4 weeks is over


you didnt wish... meh... who cares... maybe the jail library has books on powered mobility and rehab technology :P


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23 Dec 2007, 7:59 pm

Yes, but the books are in a language you don't know and there's no way to translate it.

I wish 2+2 equaled FISH!


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23 Dec 2007, 8:01 pm

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Yes, but the books are in a language you don't know and there's no way to translate it.

I wish 2+2 equaled FISH!


Granted! but now every time someone does 2+2 on a calculator a giant fish plops onto their head (mouth open so their head is IN the fish)

i wish to own the powerchair dealership


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23 Dec 2007, 8:02 pm

Granted but 2+3= Negative Bank Account.

I wish time would go by a little faster.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:03 pm

To Strapples: Granted, but you are run over by a runaway powerchair.
To NNRB: Granted, but you die from old age and turn to dust in 5 seconds.

I wish that yellow was not yellow.


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