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Granted! Yet French bureaucrats have followed you even there!! !! !!

I wish I was born at the time of King Arthur.

Granted: but you get to clean the round table.

I wish I was a knight of the round table!

Granted, you're a Knight of the Round Table,
who dances when you're able,
and do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
Who dine well here in Camelot,
And eat ham and jam and spam a lot.


I wish I saw that.

Granted, you are the serving wench at the feasts of Camelot.

I wish for another tankard of ale... wench!

Right ..... in your face!

I wish for a bit of respect.

Granted, I wish for another tankard of ale, wench.. Please.

be cautious, you might drown.

I wish for a suffrage.

Granted, you are chained to the railings of the houses of parliament.

I wish for a damsel in distress to rescue!

Granted, I heard that your grandma has been attacked by a savage.

I wish for a horse, a kingdom for a horse!! !

Here, have a large wooden one, care of the Greeks!

I wish for a Norse.

Granted, I accept your remorse.

Where is my tale??

Once upon a time there was a beautiful serving wench at Camelot, but she was always late delivering the ale. The End.

Where is my feast?

Granted? It is sitting at the bottom of the laze......the laze maze....have fun getting to it.

I wish I could think of something to eat.

Granted, but your least favorite foods shall come to mind first, like broccoli, God's most awful plant.

I wish for free passage to Europe.

Oh my gosh, that was almost freaky...psychic, I just ate some broccoli. But it wasn't too bad.

Granted...but you can never return to your home.

I wish that I knew what to do.

Your wish is granted. One catch: you become so focused on the task at hand that it get the attention of the government, who proceed to bring you in for questioning.

I wish that I was not the last of Barrett's Privateers