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Granted. No corruption advised since Idk who or what that is.

I wish that I can get to the top 100 posters by the end of summer.

Granted, but you will be knocked off the list within the hour after getting there, and you'll take my place as the last of Barrett's Privateers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett%27s_Privateers
http://ingeb.org/songs/otheyrwa.html


I wish to date the girl I've had a crush on for over 4 months

Granted, but she moves too fast for you and you end up breaking up.

I wish for rain.

Granted. It will rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I hope you have an ark ready.

I wish for a dozen donuts

(Actually, it did rain...for 40 seconds. )

Granted, they are infested with cockroaches.

I wish for a bug-free world.

Granted. Now the world is infested with little tiny reptiles.

I wish for something good to eat.

Granted, enjoy your hippo steak.

I wish Booyakasha would be on time; she arranges to see me here then leaves me hanging around! I'll spank her botty when she shows up!

i didn't see you picked it up so early, besides there were hungry mouths to be fed

i wish that men would be more self sufficient

Granted, all men become gay and no longer have need of women.

I wish to understand the significance of the date 1985.

sorry, that is beyond my knowledge

I wish for a self sufficient patient men .....

Granted, you get some patient men in the hospital. (You can't use 'a' with 'men')

I wish I could read Croatian song lyrics.

granted, you can read them, but still have no idea of the meaning!

I wish I could understand Urdu

Granted, but you have to live in the hottest part of India for ten years to learn it.

I wish I could remember all the Sanskrit I learned.

granted but you forgot all the French you learned in the meantime.

i wish I could speak in tongues.

Granted, but your tongue becomes so excited it manages to get itself stuck up your left nostril.

I wish to do something different with my tongue.

Granted. You can remove it whenever you want. But it has a mind of it's own and tries to run for it.

I wish I actually fitted in on this site.