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28 Dec 2009, 11:53 am

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Wears blue underwear and pink socks everyday. 8O :D


Has rummaged around in my underwear draw! 8O ... by the way did you happen to see my pink panther socks and Porky Pig pants - I seem to have mislaid them?


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28 Dec 2009, 12:21 pm

drives a taxi cab with his eyes closed...



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28 Dec 2009, 1:02 pm

Every time he sees a brick wall... he MUST lick it.



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28 Dec 2009, 1:09 pm

Is often compelled to write love songs about chickens.



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28 Dec 2009, 4:39 pm

Feels compelled to spray graffiti on chickens.


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28 Dec 2009, 6:24 pm

Left his ears in the potato chip dip.... :eew:


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28 Dec 2009, 6:26 pm

NOOOOOOO!! your books has sucked the most awesome wine of my life.... tell your books to stop being an alcoholic :lol:


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28 Dec 2009, 7:02 pm

Had his skin bronzed.


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29 Dec 2009, 4:14 am

Hangs her skin outside to dry with the rest of her laundry....


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29 Dec 2009, 4:22 am

Climbs into the washing machine fully dressed. Claims it is more efficient and saves him needing a shower.


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29 Dec 2009, 4:26 am

He does the same thing except he fills his pockets with money in order to evade the tax collectors.....


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29 Dec 2009, 4:32 am

Has now stopped using the washing machine to clean himself... because he thinks it is brainwashing him.


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29 Dec 2009, 4:44 am

Uses the dryer as a weight loss machine.....


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29 Dec 2009, 7:33 am

Trims his finger nails in a food blender! Take care there Richie - you know what happened when you tried to trim your toe nails the same way - you ended up needing shoes three sizes smaller!


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29 Dec 2009, 10:07 am

Talks to himself and replies to his own posts.


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29 Dec 2009, 11:14 am

Is anywhere you want him to be.


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