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granted, I have a tonne of envelopes; I will send them via fast mail to France if you have some excess saliva to share.

I wish I was an amphibian and actually enjoying the heat.

Granted, you are now a frog in a French frog's legs farm!

I wish for some frog's legs for dinner.

They're growing frogs' legs on a farm??' o wanders of modern technology you're of course granted your wish, and in addition you get to spend some time working on said farm

I wish for a male maid

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

I wish for your orders madam!

Clean the dishes, wash the clothes, then iron them, wash the windows, cook the supper and then clean and clean and clean some more

i wish for a wish

Granted, you get your wish for a wash. Off to the shower, I'll be along to rub your back in a minute!

I wish for a computer that didn't crash.

Granted, but that's because now it doesn't switch on.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you lose use of your legs and flying is your only way of transport now.

I wish I could get my email box emptied of spam and working how I need it too...

Granted. The only email you receive now is spam.

I wish that I could have fought in the Peninsular War

And that is different HOW??!? o... that's the point... *sighs*

Granted. Though you died in your first day in battle, your gun accidentally went off while you were sleeping.

I wish I had fried chicken in this apartment...

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for a Big Boy steam locomotive

Erm, Granted, but it is a rust bucket and you need to renovate it first.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

Um, you get something sweet instead.

i wish for an email that doesn't get returned!

Granted. It disappears completely.

I wish for a picture of something invisible.

Here is your picture:




I wish for something sweet!

Um, I hear that Pope is sweet indeed

I wish for a well humoured teacher on Thursday morning