Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, he laughs out loud after reading your finished exam paper!

I wish for third parties wouldn't try to spam filter my emails without permission!

Granted, especially when they're of such extreme importance as in asking "where art thou"

i wish for a drop of temperatures

Granted, there is three feet of snow forecast for Thursday morning.

I wish for something refreshing to wash my palate after my sandwich.

granted, you get an ice cream cake

I wish for a stuffed turkey.

Granted, odd that it would be stuffed with dynamite though... looks like you need a new cooker, new kitchen and erm... a new house!

I wish for a banana.

Granted, but it gets stolen by a monkey.

I wish for my own army of clones that look like me

Granted, but they don't like you so imprison you and live the rest of your life for you.

I wish for a tickle!

Granted, it lasts forever and you get tired of it.

I wish to not be so tired.

Granted, but you will still ask this again tomorrow.

I wish for an above C grade in this Summer Math class.

Granted. I take the same class and get an A.

I wish to NOT ask that other wish tomorrow.

Granted. You will make it on Tuesday.

I wish for a giant blue fish.

Granted. That fish swallows you for 3 days and ...you know the rest.

I wish for rain NOW.

Granted, but the gods are mad because of your impatience... "You think you can do a better job then us?" They leave and let the outcome of the world rest in your hands.

I wish I could gain weight easily.

Granted....you add 100 pounds tonight.

I wish I could lose weight easily.

Granted, but you will have to run more then before

I wish I could become invisible

I don't want to jinx it, but do you think that'd be a problem?

Granted, nobody will ever see you again, are you really ok with that?

I wish that I would know how to control the irony that is my life.