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11 Jul 2011, 12:31 am

Granted but now someone else is suffering from your irony in place of you.

* I wish the magic fridge~(that contains every food imaginable and refills/restores itself when closing) existed.*



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11 Jul 2011, 12:35 am

Granted. All the food is invisible.

I wish that I could get off the computer.

(I shall make my wish come true myself.....so bye and goodnight!)



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11 Jul 2011, 3:36 am

Granted. A giant troll kicks you off the computer, and never lets you back on.

I wish for a box of good luck.


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11 Jul 2011, 4:56 pm

Granted. You open that box, then find Pandora's box and ruin all the good luck...sorry. :/

I wish that there will be no more major problems regarding college.



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11 Jul 2011, 10:03 pm

Granted. Henceforth you shall have infinite difficulty in choosing a minor.

I wish for another hot day with a cool breeze.



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11 Jul 2011, 10:11 pm

Granted, It is 115 degrees and the cool breeze only comes for a minute.

I wish I knew if I should have done something.



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12 Jul 2011, 12:20 am

Granted. You know know that you should have done something, but it is too late to do it.


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12 Jul 2011, 1:53 am

Yensid wrote:
Granted. You know know that you should have done something, but it is too late to do it.


No wish wished. 8O
I wish that you would have wished something so I could have corrupted it. :twisted:



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12 Jul 2011, 7:09 am

I wished for something, and you corrupted my wish so badly that the wish never existed. ;-)

I wish for a clue.


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12 Jul 2011, 8:51 am

Granted, there is an easter egg, a pair of headphones, and a jackhammer in Japan....go there with these objects and the Saga will continue.

I wish that my body did not wake me up THIS early.



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13 Jul 2011, 1:36 pm

Granted. But your head wakes up this early, and you can't move your body. This probably isn't logical at all, but oh well, that's corruption for you :)

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the universe.



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13 Jul 2011, 1:44 pm

do dee do dee do dee do.....done. too bad you teleported to the sun and bunt to death the second you went!

i want a famous face!!


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13 Jul 2011, 8:19 pm

Since you do not wish for it, and you want it, it cannot even be granted with corruption.

I wish that I figured stuff out.



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14 Jul 2011, 8:50 am

You figure everything out, but life restarts and gets even more confusing.

I wish for a good night's sleep.


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14 Jul 2011, 1:16 pm

Granted. You sleep for 72 hours and miss an important event.

I wish I had pet rats.



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14 Jul 2011, 1:31 pm

Granted, they are black rats that carry fleas infected with the bubonic plague!

I wish I could play Minecraft.


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