Corrupt A Wish

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Oaglor
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14 Jul 2011, 3:52 pm

Granted, all you get is Soylent Green (which is a green wafer made out of PEOPLE!!)

I wish for some Soylent Green!

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TallyMan
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14 Jul 2011, 4:10 pm

Granted, but you have to die first! :twisted:

I wish to confess all my sins to the pope.

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Oaglor
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14 Jul 2011, 4:12 pm

Granted, he releases his royal guard on you for your sinfulness.

I wish there were less spammers in the world!

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TallyMan
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14 Jul 2011, 4:15 pm

Granted, you have just inherited 40 million dollars from a long lost relative in Nigeria; just send a processing fee to get all the money.

I wish I was ten feet tall.

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Oaglor
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14 Jul 2011, 4:19 pm

Granted, you have to do the limbo every time you go through a door.

I wish I could summon Mustakrakish the Lake Troll!

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Yensid
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15 Jul 2011, 1:06 am

Granted. You can summon him, but you decide not to.

I wish for a sudden flash of insight.

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kittie
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15 Jul 2011, 3:01 am

Granted - your insight is that you will never find any insight.

I wish the girl I liked would reply to my message.

Oaglor
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15 Jul 2011, 12:40 pm

Granted, but she didn't like you so she had me post for her.

I wish for a MY MOM joke.

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No Nation Stays Strong
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chrissyrun
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15 Jul 2011, 5:01 pm

Ok, your mom is so your mom that she doesn't even need a joke, people just look at her and laugh.

I wish I could decide on something.

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16 Jul 2011, 3:31 am

You do - your decision is that you really can't decide.

I wish I could be bothered to start getting ready.

Oaglor
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16 Jul 2011, 11:41 am

Granted, a bunch of shoe horn wielding maniacs attack you so you will get ready.

I wish I could play Team Fortress 2.

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Yensid
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16 Jul 2011, 3:17 pm

Granted. You play it, but you find that you don't like it.

I wish that I could get everything done today.

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chrissyrun
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16 Jul 2011, 3:30 pm

Granted...you get everything done today, but can't get everything done tomorrow.

I wish to run 8.2 miles today, and not get injured or go really slow while doing so.

Yensid
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17 Jul 2011, 1:26 am

Granted, but you never do it again.

I wish that I had a remote control for noisy dogs.

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chrissyrun
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17 Jul 2011, 1:59 am

Granted, you get noisy cats now.

I wish that I had more time on the computer, on WP.

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17 Jul 2011, 3:16 am

chrissyrun wrote:

Granted, you get noisy cats now.

I wish that I had more time on the computer, on WP.

Granted. Then the whole forum turns against you and bullies you into exile.

I wish that the next four weeks pass quickly.

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