Corrupt A Wish

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It does - but the spell cannot be reversed, your life speeds by.

I wish I could fit in.

Granted, but you fit in so well that you wish for time alone.

I wish for a sunny day tomorrow.

It is - so sunny that the earth melts.

Fine - I wish for some time alone.

*leaves kittie alone with the wrll*

i wish for company.. or food

Granted. You get the company of the Grim Reaper and he hits you in the face with his pick axe and it lodges in your eye and you bleed to death.

I wish I had a flying carpet like Aladdin.

Granted, but it stutters and falls randomly.

I wish all scorpions and cockroaches died in the world.

Granted, they all gather in your room to die.

I wish for a surprise!

NOOOOOOO!

Granted, I moved all the bugs to YOUR room....see how you like that.

I wish that I could get rid of this headache.

Granted. You are now completely numb.

I wish for a pleasant surprise.

Granted, while out shopping today a stranger pinches your bum!

I wish for a full English breakfast.

Granted... You get food poisoning from it.

I wish that engaging someone in *ahem* didn't involve so many social dances and hidden signals beforehand.

Granted but now whatever you think flashes across your forehead.

I wish Clouds were different colors.

Granted, you start smoking drugs.

I wish I had more time on the internet.

Granted. You have plenty of time, but you have to connect using dialup with a 300 baud modem.

I wish that I had a faster internet connection.

You and me both! I've only got crappy dial-up. Wish granted, it now costs you $500 per month to access the internet.

I wish that I had a faster internet connection.

Granted. You now have a real fast connection, but everything fun is blocked, for your own protection.

I wish that I didn't get hungry.