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23 Dec 2007, 8:05 pm

Granted, it's now blue.

I wish sleep were easier to come by.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:07 pm

(Uh, then it still would not be yellow: it's a paradox.)

Granted, but now you sleep 24/7.

I wish that everyone that I hate (no one else) in this town's school got a restraining order.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:09 pm

ihitterdal wrote:
(Uh, then it still would not be yellow: it's a paradox.)

Granted, but now you sleep 24/7.

I wish that everyone that I hate (no one else) in this town's school got a restraining order.


Granted! but they are all comfortably restrained in soft silky straps and you get no straps :P

i wish for santa to rob every single bank in the world and bring all the cash to me!


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23 Dec 2007, 8:13 pm

Granted, but the police are knocking on your door.

I wish that I could choose when I (nobody else) died.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:15 pm

ihitterdal wrote:
Granted, but the police are knocking on your door.

I wish that I could choose when I (nobody else) died.


Granted! but you must answer gods prayer inbox for the next year...

Youve got prayers (100,000,000,000,000 new prayers)

i wish i could get a lead apron


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23 Dec 2007, 8:17 pm

Granted, but your head suddenly explodes.

I wish I could go to the first The Cab concert around here.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:18 pm

ihitterdal wrote:
Granted, but your head suddenly explodes.

I wish I could go to the first The Cab concert around here.


Granted! but you have to ride a smelly broken down 1957 cabbie to the concert

i wish i owned the hospital radiology department


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23 Dec 2007, 8:20 pm

Granted, but then you must go to the hospital for surgery.

I wish that I had a million legally-obtained US dollars to spend on computers and music.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:21 pm

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Granted, but then you must go to the hospital for surgery.

I wish that I had a million legally-obtained US dollars to spend on computers and music.


Granted! but you may not buy the computers anywhere other than CDW.com

i wish my bedroom were a complete x-ray room complete with 5 lead aprons


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23 Dec 2007, 8:22 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, the music you purchased was not legally obtained, and the RIAA sues you for every penny, plus punitive damages.

I wish I could cancel gravity at will.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:23 pm

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Granted. Unfortunately, the music you purchased was not legally obtained, and the RIAA sues you for every penny, plus punitive damages.

I wish I could cancel gravity at will.


Granted! but you must wear a lead apron 24/7/365 so you dont float off the planet


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23 Dec 2007, 8:24 pm

Forgot your wish so I'll do it for you:

I wish that I could point at someone and make their heads a splode.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:25 pm

ihitterdal wrote:
Forgot your wish so I'll do it for you:

I wish that I could point at someone and make their heads a splode.


Granted! but when they explode you get covered in bloody gut goop

i wish i could own Invacare corporation


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23 Dec 2007, 8:26 pm

Granted, but Exvacare out does you and you lose your job.


I wish could go to college next year and do well.



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23 Dec 2007, 8:27 pm

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Granted, but for some reason you lose your fingers.


I wish could go to college next year and do well.

Granted! but they lose your grades and transcript!


i wish i could skip high school and go directly to college


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23 Dec 2007, 8:28 pm

Granted, but you suddenly drop out for no reason.

I wish that I could have 1 million legally-obtained US dollars to spend on Macs (any model and specs that I choose) and any music creation gear I wished for so that I could keep my creativity.

And that the gear would never be lost.


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