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Granted, you eat a sack of cement and never feel hungry every again.

I wish for a brain upgrade.

Granted, but like Dr. Frankensteins helper did, the only one available belonged to a gal named ABBY....Abby Normal.

I wish for a job.

Granted. You are cleaning festival toilets all day, and the pay is awful.

I wish for the best sandwich ever right now.

Granted...but the only thing I can offer to wash it down would be the swill from the toilets you gave me to clean

I wish for a nice day at the beach.

Granted you get a nice day at the beach and horrible sunburn by tomorrow.

I wish to see what Booyakasha keeps in her pockets.

Granted, but it's sooooo horrible, you go BLIND


I wish for some cooler weather

Granted, it is so cold you go into cryogenic suspension and wake up in 200 years time.

I wish for a new broom.

granted, but it's not a Nimbus 2000, so Harry Potter can beat the SNOT out of you with his.

I wish this headache would end.

Granted, your head falls off.

I wish to win the last person to post thread.

granted....then the internet melts down, Armageddon gets fought

AND LIFE AS WE KNOW IT ENDS ON PLANET EARTH.

I wish you wouldn't wish that way!

Granted, I wish the other way.

I wish for a chocolate éclair.

granted, you're in a chocolate eclair eating contest, WIN (the only thing you're gonna' win) by eating 596 of 'em!

I wish I could travel to Europe.

Granted, but you are arrested as an illegal immigrant and deported.

I wish I could travel to Romania.

granted, but you are arrested as an illegal immigrant and deported to Mexico.

I wish I could travel to Canada.

Granted, but you get lost in the forests.

I wish I could travel to Mars.

Granted, but Obama cuts NASA's funding & you get marooned up there.

I wish the rain would let up.