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LOL Idk I just compiled some words, I have no explanation. Make up the rest yourself.

Granted but you get dyslexia so you can never compile legible sentences again.

I wish for the lightning to go away but lave rain in it's place.

Granted, but it never stops raining, ever.

I wish for a piece of white paper.

Granted, but now your printer doesn't have any.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but with my "problems" I give you a bowl of green mush (WHIRLED PEAS)

I wish to meet the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge.

Granted, they give you the job of cleaning all the toilets.

I wish for something exciting to happen.

KABOOM! Exciting?

I wish to figure out something I can eat.

Granted, but you pick out GREAT GRAY, GREASY, GRIMY, GOPHER GUTS.


I wish I had another glass of wine.

Granted, but it is toxic wine.

I wish to get to a certain amount of posts.

Granted. You get to 6003 posts.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted, but since it's a FORD, it's defective & can only leave you in real time.


I wish we owned our own home.

You can have a house but it is only a doll's house

I wish I could turn into a dog and then back into a human

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but you get stuck as a dog one time and can't fix it.

I wish I could lose 5 pounds.

Granted. But you lose the English currency pounds, not the weight kind. You've just lost money.

I wish I had this helmet.

Granted, but it gets stuck to your head and you can't take it off.

I wish I didn't have to deal with annoying people.

Granted, but you die so you don't have to deal with ANY people anymore.

I wish I had a cuppa tea.