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27 Jul 2011, 1:57 am

Granted, but it is an herbal tea, made from random plants in your garden, and tastes like grass.

I wish I had a good idea.


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27 Jul 2011, 12:54 pm

Granted, but then it turns out to be a bad idea in execution.

I wish I could explain myself clearly and precisely.


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27 Jul 2011, 1:12 pm

Granted, but like a tree, you do it where there is no one to hear you....

I wish my sister wasn't such a biotch!



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27 Jul 2011, 1:22 pm

Granted, she is a female dog.

I wish people wouldn't swear or curse. :wink:


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27 Jul 2011, 1:44 pm

I agree completly! (which is why I added the extra "o")

Granted, now new curse words get invented!


I wish I could go on a vacation...



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27 Jul 2011, 1:48 pm

Granted, your going to AZ, yay you. (sarcasm)

I wish people wouldn't assume things.


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27 Jul 2011, 1:52 pm

Yay! I'm gonna' see my mil in Tucson!

I wish that we have a good visit.



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27 Jul 2011, 1:54 pm

MsMarginalized wrote:
Yay! I'm gonna' see my mil in Tucson!

I wish that we have a good visit.


You didn't grant my wish. :(

Not granted. :twisted:


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27 Jul 2011, 10:57 pm

To continue onwards...

I wish I was an aspie (which I am), but without the social difficulties aspect.



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28 Jul 2011, 9:40 am

chrissyrun wrote:
MsMarginalized wrote:
Yay! I'm gonna' see my mil in Tucson!

I wish that we have a good visit.


You didn't grant my wish. :(

Not granted. :twisted:


Sorry, I was excited about seeing my mil...


Granted: all asumptions STOP, now every time you need anything from the store you have to explain in detail what you need & why you need it.



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28 Jul 2011, 9:42 am

Bosun117 wrote:
To continue onwards...

I wish I was an aspie (which I am), but without the social difficulties aspect.



Granted, but because the social difficulties are AS, the white coats say you have a new/diffenent type names Eipsa.

I wish dh would take me to the all you can eat crab legs Monday nights at the local restaurant.



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28 Jul 2011, 4:23 pm

Granted, but they only give you the empty shells to eat.

I wish I had a pet crab called claws.


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28 Jul 2011, 5:17 pm

Granted, but since my dinner out was so unsatisfactory, I melted a stick of butter & ate your pet!


I wish I had a glass of Coca-Cola.



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28 Jul 2011, 10:23 pm

Granted. It has a cockroach inside of it.

I wish to PB on my run today.


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29 Jul 2011, 6:58 am

Granted. Every time you run, Peanut Butter oozes out of your feet.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want to be at will.



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29 Jul 2011, 8:38 am

waa dooo laaaa, done, but you get teleported to your ex's place then reilized why you left her.


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