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29 Jul 2011, 11:33 am

Granted, you are the most famous rock in Yellowstone park.


l wish I had a submarine sandwich.



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29 Jul 2011, 1:50 pm

Granted, you have a yellow submarine between 2 pieces of bread.

I wish I could figure out what to do today.


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29 Jul 2011, 2:36 pm

Granted, but by the time you figure it all out, it will be time to go to bed.


I wish I could go for a vacation on the beach!



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29 Jul 2011, 3:01 pm

Granted. The beach is full of jellyfish.

I wish to be full.


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29 Jul 2011, 4:47 pm

Granted (if ya' didn't have before:) now you have brown eyes & brown hair...you're full of $#!+.


I wish husband would cook supper.



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29 Jul 2011, 5:08 pm

Granted. He cooks your least favorite food.

i wish I knew what to do for exercise tomorrow and today.


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29 Jul 2011, 10:07 pm

Granted, you decide to spend all day jumping to conclusions...


I wish I could fall asleep at night!



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30 Jul 2011, 2:10 pm

Granted. As soon as the sun sets, you fall asleep, no matter what you are doing.

I wish for a better pair of glasses.


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30 Jul 2011, 6:53 pm

Granted, the new glasses are better at getting lost.


I wish for a banana split.



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31 Jul 2011, 5:53 am

Granted. You are invaded by The Banana Splits.

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I wish for a chicken sandwich.


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31 Jul 2011, 9:11 am

Granted, it's a chicken fingers sandwich & EVERYBODY knows that chickens "ain't got no" fingers....so, just WHERE did that meat come from :?: ("but it tastes just like chicken")


I wish no one from church would bother us that we missed today....(futile, I know)



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31 Jul 2011, 5:57 pm

Granted. But they call you every hour, on the hour, for the next week to remind you to attend next week.

I wish for an unexpected, pleasant event.


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31 Jul 2011, 9:57 pm

Granted,

You get a suprise fireworks display in your honor, unfortunately one lands on your house and it burns to the ground.

I wish for a TARDIS for my own personal use.



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01 Aug 2011, 12:46 am

Granted, since I don't know what that it, it can't be corrupted.

I wish my sisters would go away again.


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01 Aug 2011, 9:58 am

Granted, but in doing so, I'm sending "the ogre from Atlanta" (my own biotchy sister who decided last week that 1) my AS diagnosis is just BS & 2) her & I aren't sisters anymore....good luck with her!


I wish for a chocolate dipped strawberry.



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01 Aug 2011, 1:01 pm

Granted...the chocolate is 5 years old and the strawberry is rotting.

I wish to have my intentions never misunderstood.


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